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The Luminous Electronic Bargraph Nixie Tube Clock
Sorry, make that The Luminous Electronic Bargraph Nixie Tube Clock, Timer, and Sound Level Meter. Nuvitron has built their repurposed Soviet-era Nixie tubes into a piece of retro-futuristic desktop art that can do it...
Aquaphoric Self-Watering Planter
I bet I could still kill a plant inside an Aquaphoric Self-Watering Planter. A Fiber Soil planting medium and easy-to-read water gauge are no match for my black thumb (i.e., forgetfulness, laziness, and general ignorance.)...
Gravity Cooling Weighted Blanket
Gravity Weighted Blankets were some of the first therapeutic sleep and anxiety comforters to gain national attention, and send weighted blankets into the mainstream, when they ran a Kickstarter campaign a couple of years...
Banana Hamster Hammock
A banana hamster hammock?! Oh boy, between banana hammocks and hamsters up the butthole I almost don't even know where to start!...
Houndsbay Admiral Dresser Valet & Men's Jewelry Box
If the Admiral is anything, the Admiral is organized. This Houndsbay dresser valet and jewelry box for men comes with enough pockets, slots, lids, and drawers to keep all your EDC contained and primed for grabbing on...
Studenglass Gravity Pipe
If nothing else, the Studenglass Gravity Pipe at least appears to have Seth Rogen's hack of approval. According to a video the actor posted on his Instagram account, hitting the bong produced a delightful 25-minute coughing...
Octopus Citrus Reamer
Lemons and limes and oranges, beware the kraken! OTOTO's OCTO octopus citrus reamer further drives, drills, and burrows home the design studio's creativity when it comes to reimagining beloved plants, animals, and mythical...
Swatch MAXI Wall Clocks
Swatch points out their MAXI wall clocks are the only Swatch timepieces you cannot wear on your wrist. And that, spanning 6'11" top-to-bottom, "they're even taller than you!" Uh, unless you're Tacko Fall. Or Yao Ming...
Firevase - Flower Vase with Built-in Fire Extinguisher
Think a scorned woman led to the invention of the Firevase fire extinguisher? You brought me flowers to make up for cheating on me?! [Picks up vase and heaves it towards man. Vase crashes against wall, contents splay...
Rivsalt Rock Salt & Grater Set
Need a little salt on your brontosaurus steak? Continue the prehistoric gastronomic experience with some ancient Himalayan rock salt grated fresh from the rasp of the Rivsalt. Kikkerland's tableside (or over-the-pot)...
Titanium Hammer
Hammer it home with titanium, and Stiletto Tools says you'll be able to swing, pound, and nail down your building projects and home repairs for hours on end with significantly less hand fatigue and risk of carpal tunnel...
SureCan Bottom-Dispensing Gasoline Can
Are you yanking my pull start cord, SureCan? Don't tell me this is some sort of early April Fuel's joke. I've been waiting years for an innovation in gas cans!...
Relumine Table Lamp
When it comes to keeping your desktop well-lit the Relumine Table Lamp knows two heads are better than one. From designer Mischer'Traxler, this contemporary piece of lighting is a real charmer. It's like Mama Lamp sharing...
Shark Kitchen Sponge Holder
I wouldn't mind sticking a sponge or scrubber into this Shark Kitchen Sponge Holder, but I'm not so sure about reaching in there to take it back out. Might be an Entrance Only sort of kitchen gift for me. Good thing I...
Turbo XL700 Triple Recliner
Where a triple bunk bed may look all crowded and unpleasant and Brady Bunch, a triple recliner? Now that's some cushy, butt-inviting Silver Spoons furniture right there. The Octane Seating Turbo XL700 Triple Recliner...
Vertical Rotisserie Roaster Oven
I saw this Vertical Rotisserie Roaster Oven at the same time as the Slide & Serve BBQ Skewers. Bummer that you can't use them together, but both bring their own flavors of kebab-cooking ease to the BBQ...
Living Moss Wall Art
My sense is that the images of this Living Moss Wall don't do it justice. With the photo-realistic printing capabilities around now (see Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet, Jumbo Shrimp Neck Pillow) the piece of art could be...
Sea Monster Salt Pig
Who better to guard your salt than a creature of the sea? Rachel Kirk's Sea Monster Salt Pig (does that seem like too many nouns in a row to anyone else?) spins the classic seasoning crock into a two-finned, two-toothed...
PlaneAire Travel Mist - Purifying Disinfecting Spray
PlaneAire Travel Mist knows you counted down the days to your trip to Croatia for 6 months leading up to it, and now it's finally here. You've trudged through security, shown your passport 9,000 times, waited in line...
Triple Bunk Bed
Now that's an interesting twist on the threesome. I have never seen a triple bunk bed before Dorel Living's Sierra model. Have you? Is this a thing I missed out on refusing to leave my Nintendo behind for summer camp...
BedShelfie - The Original Bedside Shelf
Suckered again. My wife asked if we could get a BedShelfie and I thought she meant could we get naked and take a selfie in bed. (I attributed the shhhelfie pronunciation to a speech impediment caused by the bite of egg...
Toddler Target Potty Training Bullseye
The Toddler Target is a potty training tool that projects a green bullseye in your toilet bowl so your little whizzers have something a little more focused than the entirety of your bathroom to aim their stream at. Toddler...
Shark Duvet & Pillowcase Set
Aw man, the legs dangling from the jaws of the Shark Duvet & Pillowcase Set are not included with purchase. You have to supply your own. Uh, that is, they're not printed on the bedding as I thought when I first saw it...
Panamalar Smart Space Heater
Oh I can hear my wife now: "Alexa! Turn on my Panamalar Smart Space Heater! Alexa! Hotter! Alexa! Hotter! Alexa! Please turn my home into an inferno!"...
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