Household
The WaterSlyde Bathtub Sex Toy
Ladies, I freaked out too when I saw The WaterSlyde and thought you were meant to stick it inside you like a vibrator. And then I freaked out even more when I read maker Lovability deems The WaterSlyde a "sex toy alternative,"...
Paper Airplane Desk Lamp
Named Saita, this paper airplane-style desk lamp is designer Mousarris' latest attempt to shed some light - and some flight - on your workspace...
PanGogh Batter Art Pancake Griddle
I don't really understand how this PanGogh batter art pancake griddle works, but as long as there are delicious pancakes that look like delicious ice cream cones at the end of it, I'll leave that to the kids to figure...
United States Geology Map
I can't believe this United States Geology Map is 2D. Even in the closeup shots it looks like a raised relief map, a 3D piece of artwork. But maker 4D Map Art flat-out states, multiple times, that despite the optical...
Shark Bite Surfboard Desk
Ride the WFH wave or take a bite out of your study session with this Shark Bite Surfboard Desk from Lunar Lounge Design. Inspired by 50s and 60s longboards, and one particular 70s movie about the biggest, baddest great...
Ori Cloud Bed Table - Convertible Bed & Home Office
Living in a small space or living the WFH life with others in your household no longer means you have to work from your bed. Thanks to the Ori Cloud Bed Table, you can work under it!
A convertible bed and home office...
Smart Growbar Mountable LED Grow Light
Today I will take a page from Pete Seeger's "Garden Song" and Inch by inch, row by row / Gonna make this garden grow / Gonna mulch it deep and low / Gonna make it...nah, not really. I'm just gonna buy a Growbar LED grow...
Rolling Toolbox Stool
I see a lot of rolling toolboxes on the road but this Rolling Toolbox Stool looks like the kind of rolling toolbox I'd actually like to interact with. Or at least, since sitting on it would definitely turn me into my...
Penis Surprise Apron (NSFW)
The beauty of these Penis Surprise Aprons - I mean aside from their lovely fabric choices, and anatomically correct fleece interpretations of giant dicks - is that they're perfect gifts for everyone!...
Mix Tape Doormat
The Mix Tape Doormat greets guests with a little "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Walk This Way" as they head in, some "Everybody Have Fun Tonight", perhaps a round of "Love Shack" while they're hangin' with you, and then...
Rabbit Freezable Whiskey & Beer Glasses
Dilution, be gone! Whether you're a whiskey or a beer lover - or need a gift for Dad who downs his fair share of both - Rabbit's Freezable Whiskey & Beer Glasses will chill your libation of choice to the perfect mouthfeel...
Slobproof Fillable Brush Pens for Paint Touch-Ups
These Touch-Up Paint Pens, fillable wands with brush ends for quickly painting over wall / ceiling / door / furniture scratches, patches, stains, and repairs, are made by the brand Slobproof. And, if the name is accurate...
Mix Tapes Sponges
Queue up your 80s and 90s playlists and get your scrub on with Mix Tapes Sponges, squishy scouring bricks armed with the cleaning power of 3 layers of bristle and foam, and the meticulously selected and sequenced songs...
TerraLiving Preserved Moss Terrariums
Do you like plants? Do you kill plants? If you answered yes to both, TerraLiving's Preserved Moss Terrariums are for you! Creative in conception, stunning in design, and absent of still-aliveness, these moss displays...
Smelly Proof Heavy Duty No-Odor Reusable Bags
Bear tested, stoner approved. Smelly Proof Heavy Duty Bags are resealable, reusable, no-odor storage solutions "designed to create an ecosystem that blocks vapors and oxygen from entering or exiting the nylon reinforced...
Grovemade Task Knife
The Grovemade Task Knife is a chunky little blade, but hey, if anyone's a believer that big is beautiful, it's this dude. And don't get me wrong, Grovemade's light-duty blade is no obnoxious HALO V 3X 32" switchblade...
Midnight Slice Ergonomic Food Slicer
Well, I've got to sliiiice to feed them pizza / And I'm booooound to make sure they eats-a / And I've got weak hands and some joint pain / But it's not gonna get in my way, no / Not gonna F my wrist with The Midnight...
JoyFous Retractable Rolling Shower Screen
JoyFous is a retractable rolling shower screen made for 3-wall bathtubs. It's mold-resistant, watertight, inexpensive, and here to absolutely ruin showering. Doesn't JoyFous know half the fun of climbing in a tub and...
ULTRALEGGERA - The World's Lightest Chair
Like any similar claim, I think ULTRALEGGERA should add a qualification to their assertion: The World's Lightest Chair...So Far. At just under 3.7 pounds (1660 grams), the ULTRALEGGERA is the aerogel of seating, but instead...
Why Are We Not Having Sex Right Now? Neon Sign
Yeah, dude. Why aren't we having sex right now? I mean, not with each other, though I'm sure you're great and all. No, but why aren't we having sex right now with other people? Our significant others? Eager beavers we...
Lilly Brush Pet Hair Remover
The Lilly Brush pet hair remover is named not after the tidy, hairless flower, but a shedding ball of fur and fluff and floof, who herself was (perhaps erroneously) named after the tidy, hairless flower. Lilly was Lilly...
Flip-It! Bottle Emptying Kit
I want Every. Last. Drop. Of my chocolate syrup. My wife will probably want the other 5 Flip-It! caps in this Bottle Emptying Kit for her fancy lotions, liquid soaps, and facial beautifying tinctures she swears are deliberately...
Rapala Fish'n Fillet Knife
They say the Rapala Fish'n Fillet Knife "is used in more fishing camps, on more charter boats and by more fishermen than any other fillet knife in the world." And all you need it for is a Father's Day gift for Dad to...
100 Days Countdown Sticky Notes
100-day countdown to what? That, my dudes and ladies, is up to you. MochiThings makes the 100 Days Countdown Sticky Notes, and you make up the celebration, the vacation, the bonus, or the job you're gonna quit that you...