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Whiskey-Chilling Granite Coaster Set

$49.99 Amazon »

This granite coaster set for chilling whiskey looks like it took slabs of the rock, cut out their centers, and went the donut hole route, turning those pieces into little stone ice cubes. So what you'll get is a complete...

Hand-Carved Star Wars Table

$245.88 Etsy »

Vader, I hope you like the taste of crumbs and dripped condiments, the feel of beer glass condensation, and the smell of feet, because you're about to get a face full of all of them muggin' it front and center on this...

Silipint Unbreakable Silicone Bowls

$28.95 - $49.95 Amazon »

Silipint! Trix are for kids! Buuut, I guess you and all your unbreakable tie-dyed silicone bowl-ness can hold on to the Trix so any mishap the kids have while eating them won't result in shattered glass or ceramic on...

Solar-Powered Patio Chandelier

Sold Out Amazon »

Who wants to swing from the solar-powered chandelier? The solar-powered chande-lee-ee-eeer?! Hmmm, maybe not. It says it only weighs, like 1.5 pounds, so probably better just to hang it over the patio table and let the...

Stand Urinal-Sink

$590 Stand »

Ah, there it is. The Urinal-Sink. The way I've been searching for to take a leak and wash my hands at the same time. Peeing while sanitizing. Or maybe peeing followed immediately, instantly by sanitizing, unless the Urinal-Sink...

Posable Stick Figure Floor Lamp

$95.99 - $107.87 Amazon »

This posable stick figure floor lamp might be just the thing to shed some light on your life. Or at least on the WFH office you had to set up in a dark corner of the basement. And not only the kind of light shining out...

Wooden Knife for Kids

$15.58 Etsy »

OK, Wooden Knife for Kids, I'll grant your solid oak "blade" is safe for the kiddos to cut with in the kitchen. And I'll also grant that your skills at slicing a banana, as well as Play-Doh, another of your recommended...

Bathtub Cocktail Glass with Working Sprayer

Sold Out Amazon »

I stared at this bathtub cocktail glass - with working, battery-operated sprayer! - for a good 7 minutes before giving up. What the coladas and cabernets is this thing?...

Belgian Balance Siphon Coffee Maker

$143 Amazon »

Whether you're a coffee connoisseur or just a fan of low-tech gadgets, this Belgian balance siphon coffee maker is going to add some panache along with a caffeinated jolt to your kitchen...

Metal Handsaw Art

$90 - $360 Etsy »

Cindy Chinn didn't hand-saw these handsaws into the stunning scenes and pieces of art you see here, but she did hand-cut them with a plasma torch. And, from cowboys to emus, fishermen to Bigfoot, her technique is definitely...

PARAX Wall-Mounted Bicycle Holders

$86 - $186 Etsy »

Not only do these wall-mounted bicycle holders from PARAX take up virtually no space in your home (though the same can't be said for your bike itself) they look almost artful doing it. PARAX's S-RACK and L-RACK model...

ChickenStone - Roast a Whole Bird in Half the Time

Um. Are you sure, ChickenStone, you wouldn't rather be called CockStone? I mean, I know I'm immature and all, but what human person could consider the ChickenStone's function - to roast a whole bird 50% faster than normal...

Edible Food Crayons Seasonings & Condiments

$15.25 - $55.05 Etsy »

Edible Crayons? Edible Crayons?! Everything my mama taught me as a kid - namely, what she taught me not to eat - is going out the window. Joining Edible Birthday Candles and Edible Printer Paper, we now have Food Crayons...

hOmeLabs Chill Pill Countertop Ice Maker

$84.99 Amazon »

There are so many countertop ice makers out there right now. I've even written about 3 of them, the Opal Nugget Ice Maker being the most memorable. Until now. hOmeLabs did themselves a great service in cube design and...

Cracker Throw Pillows

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Check out my cracker throw pillow. Pretty Ritzy, eh? With a handful of realistic 3D designs to choose from, these soda crackers are crackin' me up. They also come in round and rectangular shapes, so you can use your home...

Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders

$19.20 Amazon »

I'm not sure these look so much like Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders as they do, uh, Butter Voldemort's Children Butter Keepers & Spreaders. Or maybe Butter Kyle from South Park's Little Brother Ike Butter...

Swing Bar

$23k Duffy London »

Oooh, swingers at the bar. Sounds like good times! Oh wait, it's a swing set turned into a bar for people to sit at while they drink. ... Sounds like vomiting!...

The WaterSlyde Bathtub Sex Toy

$35 Lovability »

Ladies, I freaked out too when I saw The WaterSlyde and thought you were meant to stick it inside you like a vibrator. And then I freaked out even more when I read maker Lovability deems The WaterSlyde a "sex toy alternative,"...

Paper Airplane Desk Lamp

$425 Mousarris »

Named Saita, this paper airplane-style desk lamp is designer Mousarris' latest attempt to shed some light - and some flight - on your workspace...

PanGogh Batter Art Pancake Griddle

$53.99 Amazon »

I don't really understand how this PanGogh batter art pancake griddle works, but as long as there are delicious pancakes that look like delicious ice cream cones at the end of it, I'll leave that to the kids to figure...

United States Geology Map

$59 - $899 Etsy »

I can't believe this United States Geology Map is 2D. Even in the closeup shots it looks like a raised relief map, a 3D piece of artwork. But maker 4D Map Art flat-out states, multiple times, that despite the optical...

Shark Bite Surfboard Desk

$949 Etsy »

Ride the WFH wave or take a bite out of your study session with this Shark Bite Surfboard Desk from Lunar Lounge Design. Inspired by 50s and 60s longboards, and one particular 70s movie about the biggest, baddest great...

Ori Cloud Bed Table - Convertible Bed & Home Office

Living in a small space or living the WFH life with others in your household no longer means you have to work from your bed. Thanks to the Ori Cloud Bed Table, you can work under it!

A convertible bed and home office...

Smart Growbar Mountable LED Grow Light

Today I will take a page from Pete Seeger's "Garden Song" and Inch by inch, row by row / Gonna make this garden grow / Gonna mulch it deep and low / Gonna make it...nah, not really. I'm just gonna buy a Growbar LED grow...