Household

Sycamore Cat Tree

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The Sycamore Cat Tree is a cat tree indeed. Four stories tall, and built from a real dragonwood tree, Pet Tree Houses handmakes each of their stunning cat towers to order. The leaves are synthetic, made of silk, and the...

Autoblow Decoy Safe

$39 Autoblow »

Funny, functional, dare I say Autoblow's take on the decoy safe is ingenious? Dirty Santa is lickin' his chops for this season's gift exchange...

Mousarris Summit Sofa

$3,950 Mousarris »

No, neither Mousarris nor I are confused when we call this a Summit Sofa rather than a Summit Wall Hanging. Though I suppose it could better be described as a Summit Wall Hanging Sofa. Or a Summit Wall-Mounted Sofa. A...

Modern Sprout Growframes - Wall-Mounted Grow Lights

$139 - $289 Amazon »

Modern Sprout's Growframes will grow you some modern sprouts indeed. The wall-mounted plant pedestals provide a handsome, minimalist, space-savvy spot to display your herbs and small houseplants, plus incorporate smart...

Full Circle Wipe Out Pivoting Head Squeegee

$12.33 - $13.06 Amazon »

My wife is a squeegee fiend. A squee. gee. fiend. Sometimes I think she stands outside the bathroom door when I'm showering, just waiting for the moment she hears the water turn off so she can burst in and demand, "Did...

Herrschners Wrist Ruler

$27 Amazon »

Ever wished you had a flexible ruler on hand for impromptu challenges to measure the length and girth of your...forearm? Well. Herrschners Wrist Ruler has you, and all your body parts come in at 17" or less, covered...

WoodfloW Double-Sided Kinetic Wood Puzzles

$49 - $74 Kickstarter »

Look, it's Marilyn Monroe! No, wait, it's Andy Warhol! No wait, it's a super disturbing mashup of the two because I put my WoodfloW double-sided kinetic wood puzzle together wrong!...

Bamboo Ziplock Bag Organizer & Dispenser

$46.99 Amazon »

Kitchen drawer teeming with ziplock bags and baggies, spinning into chaos, getting stuck with a cardboard box wedged in its upper overhang every time you try to open it - bamboo-ya! Take this storage hack! The ziplock...

Star Wars Landspeeder Bowl with Luke & R2-D2 Muglets

$99.99 Amazon »

The only improvement I would make to Geeki Tikis' Star Wars Landspeeder Punch Bowl with Luke & R2-D2 Muglets is engineering the Landspeeder to hover like it does in real life. Er, uh, in movie life. It would be easy...

Dog Harness Hammock for Nail Trimming

$20.06 - $22.85 Etsy »

I'm sure this Dog Harness Hammock is very useful for nail trimming and other grooming tasks, maybe administering medicine or shoving pills down your dog's throat too. Any pet endeavor that requires your dog to remain...

Carved Jicaras - Mezcal Drinking Gourds

$35 Etsy »

Despite it being the current hipster spirit of choice, I do love me some mezcal. It is, as ol' Guy Fieri would say, flavor country. Especially pechuga mezcal, which made me gag when I first heard of it, but subsequently...

Scaredy Cat Hot Pot Trivet

$16 OTOTO »

The Scaredy Cat Hot Pot Trivet is arched and ready to pounce! Prepare to have your face clawed off! ... Unless you quick grab that dutch oven full of chili and squash the Scaredy Cat in place...

Nymphaea 3D Wood Cutout Magic Eye Art

Nostalgic art meets contemporary techniques - and DIY - in the woodworking plans for the Nymphaea 3D Wood Cutout. Who remembers the Magic Eye craze of the 90s? (Sit down, Gen Z.) These books of 3D optical illusions...

Turkish Terracotta Testi Pot for Slow Cooking

$49.99 Etsy »

Who wants to do a little slow cooking in my Turkish Terracotta Testi Pot? Maybe a nice cream of mushroom soup from the Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes cookbook? Teehee. Teeheehee...

ChefWave Milkmade Non-Dairy Milk Maker

$219.95 Amazon »

Milk, it does the body good, and it doesn't even have to come from a cow, a goat, an elephant, or a lady's boobie. It could come from the ChefWave Milkmade Non-Dairy Milk Maker. The automatic milker uses your favorite...

Phoenix Home Shield - Pepper Gel with UV Dye

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Phoenix Home Shield supports your quest to protect yourself from home intruders, carjackers, and grizzly bears. A pepper gel rather than a pepper spray, Phoenix Home Shield is designed to send a long-range stream of stay-the-F-away...

Wild Dining Dinner Plates

$22.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

I mean, I don't see Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini anywhere, so dining can't be that wild with Mustard's Wild Dining Dinner Plates. But I guess drawing a ketchup mustache on a silverback gorilla, and giving the...

#1 Dish Washer Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge

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Hey, sports fans, are you and your team ready to clean house? Yeah? Yeah?!!! Then start with the dishes. Here, have a #1 Dish Washer foam finger kitchen sponge to rub in the faces of all grease, dried spaghetti sauce...

Secret Whiteboard - Art Print with Fold-Open Whiteboard

$79 - $195 Sable Flow »

With WFH culture likely here to stay, the Secret Whiteboard could be the best thing to come along since the act of gathering up all your crap and piling it in the closest closet when people come over (particularly those...

WaterThrone Skull Toilet

A sick skull toilet with LED eyes and a host of smart features called...the WaterThrone? Doesn't really reflect the toilet's sculptural uniqueness, or its creepiness, very well. I would've gone with BoneThrone. The Head...

The Kiss Teacup & Saucer

$125 Etsy »

I wouldn't normally appreciate a schmoopy design like The Kiss Teacup & Saucer, but Mila Arkhipovat's kissy-face couple brings as much creativity and refinement to the table as they do schmoopiness...

Audacity Doormat

$45 Etsy »

If you think "audacity" is too harsh of a word for this doormat...then you are almost certainly they type of person who doesn't call or text before "stopping by" people's homes. You are also the type of person I bought...

MetalRelic Welded Steel Art Sculptures & Immortal Roses

Jeremy Werkheiser of MetalRelic gives scrap metal new life, and roses immortal life, with his miniature and full-size welded steel art sculptures. Home decor pieces and art relics range from the replica 27" Euro Mount...

ButterPOP No-Mess Butter Stick Holder & Dish

$11.95 Etsy »

Wait, ButterPOP, is it now socially acceptable to eat butter on a stick? Licking down the sides and round the top like a popsicle or a lollipop? Ohboyohboyoh...no? That's not what the ButterPOP is? OK, well...wait. Don't...