Gear

CLIC - Real Marble iPhone Case

$79.99 Native Union »

Add just 18 pounds to the weight of your iPhone with a real marble case! Just kidding. Though CLIC really is a slice of genuine marble, when Native Union saw it fashioned into an ultra-classy phone case they kept its...

BarkBath Portable Dog Bath System

$99 - $149 BarkBath »

Looks like the BarkBath is about to make bathing your dog at home way easier on you. Hehheh, but judging by the I-damn-well-better-be-getting-paid-for-this look on the face of that golden retriever in the demo video...

Ultra-Compact Keychain Stun Gun

Sold Out Amazon »

It may look like a car fob but the only thing Guard Dog's Hornet Keychain Stun Gun is gonna unlock is 6,000,000 volts of pain and paralysis. Guard Dog say it's the smallest and lightest stun gun in the world, and a super...

Beoncam Removable 360 Wrist Camera

$99 - $149 indiegogo »

Hey kids, watch the camera. And then un-watch it when you want to take a shot or record a vid with Beoncam's 360 panoramic / 190 hemispheric camera, a wearable that snaps in and out of its wrist strap, and is no bigger...

Xenomorph Tiki Mugs

$28 - $42 Mondo »

Mondo's Xenomorph Tiki Mugs are selling and going fast, having a 72-hour window on the black Hive mug's sales (ends Friday, March 3, 2017 at 12 noon CT) and a complete sellout on the limited edition (200) Acid Blood xenomorph...

Moondrop Gravity-Defying Fidget Toy

$25 Moondrop »

Moondrop. Because this fidget toy's calibrated design of metal and magnets makes it feel like you're dropping the aluminum slider down its shaft from the moon, at a precise gravity of 1.6 m/s squared. Or, you could choose...

Rebel Microlight Fidget Spinner

$70 - $130 ZeroHour »

Know, and probably love, Zero Hour's new Rebel Microlight Fidget Spinner in 30 seconds or less with one click. This one. The short demo video gives you the full tour of the visual splendor that comes with merging a pair...

Iridescent Pocket Knife Set

Discontinued

Normally I'd vote quality over quantity, but seeing as here I can get four probably kinda crappy iridescent rainbow pocket knives for the price of, like, half of one really good black or gray one, I'm gonna go ahead and...

Coaster Werx Bottle Opener Coasters

$25 - $35 Coaster Werx »

Coaster Werx answers the call of "Crack one open!" in pretty much every which way you can crack one open. On the flip side of the company's solid billets of aircraft grade aluminum are cork board bottoms embedded with...

Legend of Zelda Keyboard Stickers

Discontinued

Bring some life--and health hearts and magic potion--to your QWERTY pursuits with a set of Legend of Zelda keyboard stickers. You'll be able to find Z-E-L-D-A with a few easy keystrokes, and punch out G-A-N-O-N with your...

Yoogo Self Defense Keychain

Discontinued

It looks like a boomerang, but really the Yoogo Self Defense Keychain just goes BOOM! In your choice of punching, hooking, stabbing, or slashing...

Lechal Vibrating Navigation Insoles

Discontinued

Whoa. Lechal insoles are like NavoPeds come to real life. The inserts and their Bluetooth smart pods automatically pair with your phone to interpret map / navigation data and convert it into haptic feedback, felt as foot...

Pip-Boy: Deluxe Bluetooth Edition

$349.99 ThinkGeek »

Die-hard Fallout fans, avid gamers, and gadget-giddy dudes in general, I present to you: a working Pip-Boy Model 3000 Mk IV replica. Also known as: your Sunday morning hard-on. Sure, you could call ThinkGeek's Deluxe...

M48 Cyclone Fixed Blade Knife

$89.99 Amazon »

It's probably nowhere near the Jagdkommando knife in performance, but on the (very far) upshot, the M48 Cyclone fixed blade knife is also nowhere near the Jagdkommando in price...

Q-Bong Pressurized Beer Bong

Sold Out Amazon »

Q-Bong calls itself the world's first pressurized beer bong. Its squeeze bulb for building up the flow, one-handed trigger valve to open the flood gates, and reservoir large enough to hold 2 cans of Natty Light mean that...

SelfieFeet

$12 - $25 SelfieFeet »

Yogis, all those down dogs and forward folds are about to pay off in real life. SelfieFeet is a smartphone attachment for your shoe that pairs with a remote Bluetooth fob to turn your leg and foot into an ever-present...

Rorschach Mug

$24.95 Rorschach Mugs »

From he who brought you these moving Rorschach Masks comes a similar morphing ink blot effect on a medium that doesn't require covering your face in a sock and looking like a dude people cross the street to avoid to make...

Onyx Unlimited Range Walkie Talkies

$189.99 - $199.99 Amazon »

Onyx seeks total communication domination. With clip of a stylish speaker and the touch of a button. With unlimited convo invitees and an unlimited range between them. With...an internet connection and an app. Yeah, pretty...

Katris Tetrimino Modular Cat Trees

$248.95 - $338.95 Amazon »

Even though they're made of paper these Tetriminos are each strong enough to support up to 300 pounds of cats climbing, scratching, sleeping, and getting up to no good. Just don't use the modules to make a tree that aligns...

Talelight Modifiable Digital Bumper Sticker

Discontinued

In America, there is no better way to share your love, hate, political leanings, religious beliefs, and philosophical musings than the rear end of your car. (Well, except Facebook.) Talelight makes bumper sticker expressionism...

Cardboard Cat Playhouses

$27.99 - $58.99 Amazon »

After wrecking one too many real cars and getting banned from the road, Toonces the Driving Cat went into the make-believe business and developed this line of cat houses for Suck UK. Sure, "piloting" a cardboard airplane...

The CouchCoaster

$19.95 CouchCoaster »

The CouchCoaster: Because you could throw your back out reaching all the way to the coffee table to get your beer...

Hyper(boloid) Beads Kit

$30.85 Grand Illusions »

Aside from a supersized fidget toy or a DIY project to do with the kids on a rainy Sunday afternoon there isn't a real practical reason to put together a Hyper Beads Kit. But once the rolling symbol of infinity is finished...

Bripe Coffee Brew Pipe

$99.95 Amazon »

Sherlock Holmes approved. The Bripe is a nifty mashup of a coffee brewer and a pipe (and a less nifty mashup of the words "brewer" and "pipe.") You can use it both to percolate your grounds beans and then slurp up the...