Gear

Retro Thick Brick Cell Phone

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I smell a gift for the grad comin' in hot! Giving an LBER KR999 classic thick brick cell phone to young whippersnappers is like giving them a piece of history to take with them into the future. It's a reminder of where...

Kurgo Mud Dog Travel Shower

$13.95 Amazon »

But, but, my whole purpose in life is to roll in mud, and then on your couch! Kurgo's Mud Dog Travel Shower aims to put a wrench in your dog's plan to bring his nice & dirty self home from the park or hike as is, and...

CinvStop Nausea Zapper

Now the CinvStop is a wearable I might actually wear. Because while I don't give a 5K about how many steps I've walked or the number or calories I burned playing Sir Match-a-Lot on my phone, I care very much about being...

Neck Carriage Titanium Palm Cap Stick

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Ti Rod Tactical's Titanium Palm Cap Stick might be the most strangely versatile piece of EDC you can hang around your neck. The 5" long x 0.44" in diameter piece is made of an aerospace grade 5 titanium rod, surrounded...

Pelican Traveler Insulated Bottles

$29.99 - $59.98 Amazon »

They're Pelican, so you know they're gonna keep your hot brews Brazilian-beach hot, and your cold drinks left-at-the-altar cold. The only question is: where were Pelican Bottles before now? The authority on rock solid...

The Original Egg-Bot - CNC Art Robot Kit

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Get an Egg-Bot in time for Easter and dazzle family and friends with your precision-Sharpied eggs covered in ornate patterns, adorable chick and bunny faces, and the ultimate in egg hunters' prizes: a hard-boiled baby...

Kneading Shiatsu Back Massager

Discontinued

I've said it before, but inviting a mesh pillow shiatsu back massager (with heat!) into my home has been one of the best decisions I've ever made. Definitely better than letting in that dude who claimed to be my half...

Coleman PowerChill Thermoelectric Cooler

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The Coleman PowerChill Thermoelectric Cooler replaces the mess, heft, and fleeting nature of ice with a simple, trusty, always-at-the-ready power cord to kep 40 quarts of your favorite drinks and snacks up to 40 degrees...

Air Force Coin Knife

Discontinued

A penny for your thoughts, a quarter to call someone who cares, and an Air Force Coin for your untidy cuticles and hang nails. The 1-7/8" Air Force coin is minted with the official US Air Force emblem on the back and...

NutroVape Inhalable Sleep Aid

$21.99 - $36.99 Amazon »

You can vape mind-altering herbs, essential oils, and fruity waxes into the evening, but when bedtime hits...and insomnia follows...NutroVape will let you inhale sleep. The self-described "delivery system" stores a cartridge...

SANS Juice & Smoothie Preserving Travel Bottle

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Pump up the jam, or at least its squeezed and blended fruit components, with the SANS, a travel bottle for juices and smoothies whose built-in vacuum pump mechanism is designed to preserve your drinks in their freshest...

Skull Microphones

This place is dead. But if you're into the types of bands that rock out through skull microphones, dead could be a good thing. Last week we saw steel human head bones tossed into the fire as logs. Now Von Erickson Laboratories...

FlatTop Brass Buffalo Nickel Spinning Top

Discontinued

The FlatTop Brass Buffalo Nickel Spinning Top is a new, limited-edition release from Butterfield Machine, the Utah-based shop also responsible for hand-machining this slick Fire Piston. Having received and spun around...

Replica Folsom Prison Antique Padlock

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Folsom Prison opened in 1880. Eighty-eight years later, Johnny Cash recorded "Folsom Prison Blues," and an album's worth of other hits, live for its inmates. And this padlock is all that separated Cash from his audience...

Penclic R2 Ergonomic Pen Mouse

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The pen is mightier than the mouse. At least for those of you who prefer the wrap-and-grip of your hand on the former to the lay-and-cup of it on the latter. So too might you like Penclic's assimilation of pen and mouse...

Dark Nexus Throwing Knife Set

Discontinued

Dark Nexus says they're throwing knives, but to me they look like part throwing knife, part knork! When zombie slayer target practice is over I think these snake-tongued blades will accompany me to the dinner table to...

Heatbuff Keyboard Hand Warmer

Discontinued

Stuck gaming in the basement with nothing but a space heater and the warmth wafting from your CPU? Boss too cheap to tick the thermostat above 68 at the office? Hands so cold you feel like you're typing with the fingers...

Marshall Stockwell Portable Bluetooth Speaker

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Naturally, Marshall gets all the style points for its portable Bluetooth speakers. Not that it was a hard task to model their little rectangular box music players after their big rectangular box music amplifiers, but...

Aumeo - Personalize the Sound of Your Headphones

$199 Aumeo Audio »

Plug in your existing headphones to the Aumeo module and customize their output to suit your own ears' preferred input. Aumeo gives you the ability to tweak your audio until it syncs with your individual hearing sensitivity...

Embarrassing Box Prank Mailer (NSFW)

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D*ck in a Box is back! Just in time to dil-dole out some good times at the office and an April Fool's Day gift or two. Like many popular send-it-anonymously pranks, maker Witty Yeti will take a sworn oath to mail your...

Hideez Digital Key

$49 Hideez »

The Hideez Key is your 9-gram knight in digital armor. The password storage and protection device uses Bluetooth (specifically RXP proximity profile of Bluetooth 4.0 Low Energy communication protocol) to sense and connect...

Hushme Voice Mask & Muffler for Mobile Phones

$149 - $189 Hushme »

The Hushme is like the Baby Muzzle for adults! Of course, they spin it that the (Bane-approved!) voice mask and muffler serves wearers and their privacy while taking phone calls in public, not that it protects all the...

i.Con Smart Condom Penis Tracker

British Condoms' i.Con isn't the first sexual fitness tracker to make the rounds in the UK--back in 2014 Bondara teased, but then never released the SexFit. At printing, i.Con was doing the same. Teasing your eager overachiever...

Sun Token Solar Vaporizer Hybrid

$135 Sun Token »

Wonder if my dermatologist would approve of this kind of baking in the sun. The Sun Token is a solar vaporizer hybrid. A handmade pipe with removable glass dome, it harnesses the sun's rays to to vape your herbs and mellow...