Gear

Rocket Air Blaster

Discontinued

At first I was excited about the Rocket Air Blaster because I thought it was an updated version of the Stomp Rocket. Or maybe a handheld Stomp Rocket that shot its red lipstick right into my friend Cornelius' earhole...

The Complaint Department Grenade Sign

$18.59 Amazon »

When I saw this "Complaint Department" sign with a "Please take a number" directive pointing right at the pin of a grenade, I first assumed it was meant for the office. I know my boss would sure like to have one...

Programmable Mouse Jiggler

$26.26 Amazon »

It's a professional jiggler! No, not Santa Claus. No. Not a stripper. This is a Mouse Jiggler. And it's got nothing to do with bellies and boobies. Though, like the belly and boobie jigglers, the Mouse Jiggler is here...

Punchable USB-Connected Enter Key Pillow

$19.99 Amazon »

Need to blow off some stress? Just hit Enter. Hard. This USB-connected Enter Key Pillow redefines what it means to punch a QWERTY key. In the best, best possible way. Hook the oversized, tetromino-style pillow into a...

Populele Smart Ukulele

$179 - $229 Popuband »

You can uke it put your app into it. The Populele calls itself the world's first smart ukulele, and while I'm not sure anyone is going to rush to become the world's second smart ukulele, if you're the strummin' type this...

Fast Strike Self Defense Weapon

Discontinued

It's called Fast Strike and - whirwhack! - it's gonna sting. The non-lethal self defense weapon looks like the antenna on the cordless phone my family had growing up. Which, coincidentally, also kinda hurt when someone...

littleBits Star Wars Droid Inventor Kit

Discontinued

Want your kids to learn a littleBits about tech as you secretly relish the interactive R2-D2 they're building? The Star Wars Droid Inventor Kit hit littleBits shelves just in time for Force Friday II...

Alcove Laptop Case & Private Work Station

$89 - $129 Alcove »

When Alcove isn't protecting your laptop from bumps and scuffs as a carrying case, it unfolds to protect your privacy and channel your focus as a mobile workstation...

Iron Throne Cat Bed

$198 Etsy »

Is your cat the rightful heir to the FELIRON THRONE? A bright spot in my week of Game of Thrones withdrawal (2019? 2019?!) Kate Agafonova's Iron Throne Cat Bed invites kitties from all families - royals, wardens, lords...

Gropener One-Handed Bottle Opener

$20 Amazon »

No, Gropener is not what it looks like Uncle Harry is doing to Cousin Ricky's new girlfriend at the family reunion. Gropener is a smoosh-together of the words "grab" and "opener," done to signify what this clever tool...

The Skull Ultra Loud Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker

Discontinued

Your alarm clock with the soft hands and sweet voice telling you she made extra fluffy flapjacks for your first day of school? Ha! Mama's gone, dorm kids! This semester you wake up with THE SKULL! A "sweet" 113-decibel...

Game of Thrones 3D Masks & Wall Mounts

$15.11 - $19.81 Amazon »

Want to mount a White Walker trophy head to your wall? All you gotta do is kill one...and figure out how to keep it from shattering into a billion shards of ice when you do. OR! You could grab one of Wintercroft's White...

mPosition Mobile Workstation

Discontinued

Would making spreadsheets, dialing in to meetings, and replying to 979 emails per day be less excruciating if you could do it from a desk chair that could double as the pilot's seat on Musk's first spaceship to Mars?...

Nintendo Lighters

Discontinued

Are you going to fire up the NES or ignite the Game Boy tonight? These Nintendo-themed lighters have all your old school flame-flicking needs covered. I wonder if they also come with a means of converting flame to fireball...

NFL Football Teams' Greatest Plays Slate Coasters

Discontinued

These football plays will go down in history as their NFL teams' greatest, and the slate coasters they're printed on will go down on your table as a barrier between your fine oak and your sweaty can of Bud. The 4-deep...

ShooAway Chemical Free Fly Repellent

Sold Out Amazon »

When you're tired of flapping fingers and fly swatters, try a different style of shoo-away. The ShooAway fly repellent does what your hands, handhelds, and handy noxious strips cannot: it deters bugs from buzzing near...

Shonin Streamcam Wearable Personal Security Camera

$169 - $259 Shonin »

Who wants their very own cloud-connected bodycam? The Shonin Streamcam is a forthcoming wearable personal security camera that records goings-on in hi-res video and, via WiFi or cellular SIM, saves it directly to the...

SureFlap Microchip Pet Door

$150 - $170.99 Amazon »

Tired of the neighbor's cat Willard and his local gang of raccoons letting themselves in your dog door to clean you out of tuna fish and play poker at your kitchen table? Lock them out with SureFlap's Microchip Pet Door...

Trezor the Bitcoin Safe - Hardware Bitcoin Wallet

$99.99 - $129.95 Amazon »

Bitcoin. It's nice work if you can get it. And if you get it...best keep that golden cryptocurrency safe from computer viruses and malware. Keyloggers and hackers. Your snooping friend Cornelius. Trezor, a hardware bitcoin...

Robo R2 High Performance Smart 3D Printer

Discontinued

As you'd imagine from their similarity in name, the Robo R2 3D and the Droid R2-D2 have much in common. While the former cannot boop-beep-beep-bee-boop and engage you in deep conversation like the latter, both printer...

StarTech Hard Drive Eraser

$626.99 Amazon »

StarTech's latest contribution to the world of data deletion is a hard drive eraser capable of wiping up to 4 SATA drives simultaneously. Like a previous generation StarTech "cleaner" we saw here, this eraser is a standalone...

Flowering Penis Coffee Mug

$19.99 Amazon »

For all the ladies (and fellas!) who count floral patterns and penises amongst their favorite things, have I got a mug of a gift for you. Clothing and accessory brand HUMAN goes for a very anatomical part of being one...

Podo Stick & Shoot Camera

Discontinued

Folders, multi-tools, and titanium toothpicks as EDC? Nah, the Podo Stick & Shoot Camera will get more daily use than all of those combined. Taking selfies, filming cat videos, and recording the shenanigans of airline...

01 InstruMMent Dimensioning Tool

$99.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

The 01 InstruMMent dimensioning tool does for those who want an instant, hi-tech means of capturing and recording measurements what the Rollbe does for you looking to keep your tech low. An aluminum cylinder with your...