Gear

Pirelli P ZERO Sound F1 Racing Tire Speaker

$2,800 iXoost »

iXOOST has teamed up with F1 tire* maker Pirelli to develop the P ZERO Sound, a speaker built inside a real Pirelli race car tire. Well, race car tire, junior...

Bundle Bed - Self-Contained Bed in a Bag

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A Bundle Bed of love awaits the weary traveler, the festival goer, the sleepover buddies, and - ahoy, Cousin Eddie! - the uninvited houseguests. Bundle Beds' line of self-contained sleeping setups stuff an entire bed...

Jacob Bromwell Limited Edition Flasks

Jacob Bromwell's Jade Splash pure copper flask is the 4th in company's limited edition line. Like the Liberty, Sea Green, and Emerald before it, the Jade Splash flask will end up in the hands of just 25 lucky lushes...

Flying Pig with Flapping Wings

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This is not a real flying pig. But enough things are happening these days that my grandma said would happen when pigs fly that I gotta figure there's a litter of piglets with wings out there somewhere now. And until I...

Dopper Water Bottle with Drinking Cup Lid

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Go Dutch and buy a Dopper water bottle. Don't worry, you can still let your date pay for it (i.e., make no move to reach for your wallet, thereby giving them no choice without making things awkward) because in this case...

Nachosaurus Chip & Dip Dish Set

$21.39 Amazon »

My apologies. I missed the Nachosaurus chip & dip dish set when I was compiling my list of the best accompaniments to a night of Netflix & chill. So if you attempted to put together a night of Netflix & chill based on...

Hand Forged Steel Viking Axe

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Viking axe? This hand forged steel beaut from Premium Handmade in the Ukraine looks more like an axe cast from the skeleton of a stegosaurus who used to be in an 80s death metal band. Yep, that's right. It should be called...

Bowling Ball Cannon

$1,245 - $1,545 Coaches Club Cannons »

A bowling ball cannon looks like something a dude would buy in an effort to one-up (OK, seven-up) another dude who otherwise has a better car, better house, better, job, better wife...and measly little golf ball cannon...

Table Tennis Notebooks

$9.86 Amazon »

I don't know how many people want to keep 3 separate Table Tennis Notebooks...and a plastic ball...on them at all times, but I guess for that Forrest Gump demographic, here's an opportunity to play ping-pong wherever...

PyroVault Lighter Armor

$29.99 Amazon »

PyroVault indeeds sound like a place to lock up your fire. Or, in this case, your fire-flicking lighter. But it also sounds like a place to lock up the fire-flicking light-flicking punk who lit my mama's front yard on...

BoozeBrella Covert Umbrella Flask

$11.99 Amazon »

The BoozeBrella covert umbrella flask steps in when it's crap weather and raining, and you don't really have a good reason to be smuggling your booze in to festivals, sporting events, and Mormon weddings inside a covert...

Butter Buddies - Mess-Free Butter Spreaders for Corn

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It's the Summer of Corn. Be it the cob kind, the popped kind, the tortilla-ed kind, or the uni kind, not a hotter-than-balls day has gone by these past few weeks that I haven't buddied up to some corn. And while I'm loath...

Shark Corn Holders

$11.99 Amazon »

Take a bite out of summer's bounty with this set of Shark Corn Holders. They've been holding up my corn for me real nice, which I why I was able to toss out that "Take a bite out of summer's bounty" line without a flinch...

LEGO Breakfast Machine

Play with LEGOs. Play with your food. Or! Let your LEGOs play with your food. But only if you can build a LEGO Breakfast Machine as neat and captivating as YouTube LEGO Technic master The Brick Wall made for his dad...

SOG CashCard Folding Knife

$35.50 Amazon »

At least with the SOG CashCard Folding Knife if someone steals your money clip stashed with cash and credit cards they'll...uh...have something to use to defend themselves when you try to take it back...

BeerDroid Fully Automated Beer Brewing System

$599 Amazon »

What does BeerDroid bring to your pint glass? According to the automated home brewing system, "2.6 gallons of premium quality beer with the push of a button." Nice. At the grocery store it takes me at least 5 buttons...

Project Rock UA Sport Waterproof Wireless Headphones

$249.95 Under Armour »

Want to Rock out at the gym? Looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was all ears when Under Armour proposed adding headphones to their Project Rock athletic clothing and gear collaboration. The two have just released the...

Celestron Ultima Zoom Spotting Scope

$112.85 - $304.97 Amazon »

Shown above is Celestron's 52252 angled spotting scope, a 100mm model with 22x-66x magnification. They say it's their most popular in the Ultima series, as well as the largest Ultima aperture scope, good for birding and...

Mr. Stash Cap Bottle Storage Diversion Container

$8.99 Amazon »

Mr. Stash Cap knows it's much easier to swallow that "aspirin" with some water, and that nothing goes better with "oregano" than a bottle of grape Fanta. So Mr. Stash Cap isn't just willing to serve as your weed jar...

Nalgene Tritan Glow in the Dark Water Bottle

$15.40 Amazon »

I was just thinking Nalgenes are the like the LP record of water bottles, and then I scrolled down to this Nalgene Tritan glow in the dark water bottle's description and saw Nalgene themselves call their bottles "The...

Hydro Flask Unbound Lightweight Soft Cooler

$274.95 Hydro Flask »

Remarkably cool. It's how Hydro Flask describes their new Unbound Series Cooler Pack, a lightweight soft cooler with backpack straps and room for up to 24 cans of your favorite potion. Like the company's water bottles...

Sidesip Safer Driving Travel Mug

$29.99 Sidesip »

Like many inventions, the Sidesip travel mug came about by accident. In this case though, it was a car accident. Clear View Cups LLC created the Sidesip, a mug whose sipping nozzle is an extension off the side of its...

Jack Daniel's 80-Quart Rolling Party Cooler

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How many bottles of Jack Daniel's Downhome Punch and Jack Daniel's Black Jack Cola can a Jack Daniel's 80-quart rolling party cooler chill between its cubes of ice?...

Pizza Box for Eating Pizza in Bed

This unassuming pizza box pulls an outstanding Optimus Prime and transforms into a pizza box lap desk for...for...for eating pizza in bed! Eating pizza in bed! Right out of the box! The box that has turned from a cardboard...