Gear

DeWalt's series of roto molded coolers are a shoutout to construction workers. The 10-, 25-, 45-, and 65-quart ice chests are made with the DeWalt T.O.U.G.H. Roto Mold Design, engineered specifically to withstand a little...

Is it just me, or do the ice cubes the Vremi Countertop Ice Maker freezes look like gumdrops? Like thimbles. Kids dressed up as ghosts on Halloween. Butt plugs you might get stuck up your hole, but never fear! Just wait...

When maker Isinnova describes their Charlotte Valve as an "Easy COVID-19," they aren't making light of a global pandemic. They're making use - resourceful and noble use - of the Easybreath full-face snorkeling mask, modifying...

According to its oldest review, the Sometimes I Stay Inside Because It's Just Too Peopley Out There mug has been around since at least August of 2018. So while this is certainly an apropos piece of coronavirus merch...

The Toilet Paper Splitter is Household Hacker's gadgety response to coronavirus, a Bat Toy, if you will, for combating all the toilet paper hoarders out there. No, this means of doubling your TP supply won't loot evil...

When's the last time you gave Germy McGermerson - aka your toothbrush - a good deep clean? One that didn't involve coating its bristles in Crest and burying them in your molars? This portable toothbrush sanitizer doesn't...

Ain't no time for some futuristic, LED-lit, split-keyboard gaming like the present. The Freestyle Edge RGB gaming keyboard from Kinesis says it's the first of its kind designed specifically for gaming, with immersive...

Is your pizza dough ready to Rocc? The Roccbox is a portable outdoor pizza oven from Gozney. Fueled with your choice of gas or wood, the wee footprint of the Roccbox is able to fire up to 932 degrees F, and cook a Neapolitan...

A pet grooming attachment for the vacuum. Ha! Hahaha! Amidst all the political vitriol, the coronavirus cases and quarantines, the canceled conferences and concerts, the dwindling number of Picard episodes left, I needed...

A first of its kind, the Shred Cube is a USB device that promises to go into your computer and cast out your unwanted digital files and documents for good. Using an attach file / folder feature, or the plain ol' drag-and-drop...

Ain't no chewed-up Cheetos or strands of pulled pork getting stuck in my molars with a bolt integrated titanium toothpick on the prowl. Oh, they might they've found an undetectable safe house, but they have no idea what's...

This is my service hedgie, and this is his Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House!While stylish everyday dog and cat carriers - purses, really - are now commonplace, Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House creator Watanabe noticed at...

According to Anima Causa, the Mr. & Mrs. Lee Portable Chopsticks "cut down the usage of disposable chopsticks while they, themselves, are functional to the max as every part has its own role." Did you hear that, Zack...

Nanuk's Nano Series waterproof hard cases are made for the rough and tumble, the rain and rapids. The carriers are built with impact-resistant shells injected with polycarbonate resin, and lined with santoprene rubber...

Scooping up your dog's hot, moist poop with your hand is a dirty job, but use these Pug Life Poop Bags and you'll do it with a smile on your face. A slight upturn of the corners of your mouth? Just a little lift of the...

Sure, you can call this condiment conveyor an "Eggplant Sauce Bottle," but we all know the anatomical emoji brought to culinary life is really only suitable for mayo. At least if you're to provide the most fun, funny...

Though the Cuss Collar sounds like a punishment for your foul-mouthed kids - or your husband - its application and function are a lot more literal. The Cuss Collar is a dog collar that swears whenever your dog barks...

Bond Touch Bracelets are technically a pair of vibrators you and your lady or dude wear on your wrist, but the spin Bond Touch is giving their deconstructed sex toys is "bracelets that bring long-distance lovers closer...

Sex toy, trophy for a dude who's a real T-Rex in the bedroom, (literal) gag gift, the 3D Printed Dickasaurus will serve you well as any of these. But me, I bought a 3D Printed Dickasaurus to leave anonymously for my boss...

OrCam's MyEye 2 is a wearable for the blind and visually impaired. Comprised of a lightweight smart camera that attaches to glasses frames, and embedded AI technology, MyEye can read printed and digital text aloud from...

Fingerbot is like that annoying kid (or Sharon) who keeps tapping you on the shoulder when they want something, except here, the tap recipient isn't you, it's one of your devices. Any number of them, actually, from a...

The Scanmarker Air is a handheld - well, really 3-fingered-held - wireless scanner used just like you would a highlighter to transfer text to your computer or smartphone as you slide the pen across a hard copy. The OCR...

The expression of pure joy on the What Now Bitch? T-Rex's face probably brings me more joy than the mug's sentiment itself...

CRKT says their CEO folding knife "pairs best with an extra dark roast and a long to-do list." Ugh. Now you know I like me some good cheese when it comes to Dad jokes and wordplay. Usually, the stinkier the better, as...