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Cards Against Anxiety

$10.07 Amazon »

If you have anxiety, before purchasing this Cards Against Anxiety guidebook and card set to help you stress less, try looking at their author's name. Yeah, look at it, and then say it over and over to yourself like a...

Schulz and Peanuts: A Biography

$23 Amazon »

I could not draw for a shit when I was a kid. For some reason, I thought I needed a signature sketch that I could just pull out at any time. So I learned to draw Snoopy. I worked tirelessly, perfecting the shape of the...

Dadskills

$4.57 Amazon »

Ha! I like how the first image I happened to look at from the Dadskills: How to Be an Awesome Father and Impress All the Other Parents - From Baby Wrangling - To Taming Teenagers book was one of a section called "Hire...

Toilet Tag Game for Adults Who Share the Same Potty

$29.99 Amazon »

Normally I would disregard a game like Toilet Tag, especially given its rampant use of the word "potty" in its descriptions. For example: Toilet Tag is a "game for adults who share the same potty." For another example:...

Adafruit Circuit Playground Express

$39.95 Amazon »

At about the size of my wife's birth control pack, Adafruit's Circuit Playground Express brings a motherlode of possibility to budding makers, designers, and STEM students interested in electronics and programming...

Blackmail Postcards

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Not to make a bad situation worse for my friend Cornelius, but what if he were to receive a postcard in the mail? A blackmail postcard indicating - in ransom note cutout letters, of course - that someone had taken hostage...

Rock Me Archimedes Balancing Board Game

$34.99 Amazon »

Rock Me Archimedes, like life, is a delicate balance between making quick decisions to act fast, and not losing your marbles...

Seinfeld - The Video Game About Nothing

Seinfeld Adventure, despite looking like a pixel-populated resurgence of a game from the 90s, is a video game about nothing that really is nothing. For now. But with the help of the internet - us - creators Jacob Janerka...

Shocking & Biting Lie Detector Game

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Now this may come as a shock to you, but I have never told a lie. Ouch! That just came as a shock to me. Hold on, let me turn this thing off. Now as I was saying, no matter the cost, I sink my teeth into the truth and...motherf-!...

Jaws Antifog Spray

$8.95 Amazon »

Despite the instant homicidal shark connection JAWS Antifog Spray likely draws for you, and despite its most logical application as a Quick Spit condensation eliminator for the swimming goggles and snorkeling masks that...

Serial Killers: Adult Coloring Book

$8.33 Amazon »

The Serial Killers adult coloring book is moderate to complex in detail and staying-in-the-lines difficulty, and therefore not suitable for children...

Dollar Bill Speed Cube

$11.32 Amazon »

I'll always have at least $1 to my name with the Dollar Bill Speed Cube. Even better, if I learn to complete the 3 x 3 x 3 puzzle in a respectable amount of time, maybe I can turn it into a viable side hustle. Or if I'm...

Mini Cereal Boxes Puzzle Pack

$21.99 Amazon »

Cereal and puzzles have already featured prominently in my life these past several weeks, but now! I can join their forces and go all Voltron with my entertainment. And, like Voltron, this Mini Cereal Boxes puzzle pack...

100 Side Hustles

$23.73 Amazon »

Author Chris Guillebeau's 100 Side Hustles: Unexpected Ideas for Making Extra Money Without Quitting Your Day Job was released in June 2019. Come June 2020, a more fitting title might be 100 Hustles: Unexpected Ideas...

Sling Puck

$20.99 - $47.95 Amazon »

Sling Puck can teach us a life lesson about compromise, kids. Maybe Mama and Pop told you no firing slingshots in the house. And then when you put down your pellets and Pocket Shot and picked up your puck and stick, they...

Where's Bowie? 500-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$14.14 Amazon »

The Where's Bowie? 500-piece jigsaw puzzle is not practicing safe social distancing like Clay Bennett's reimagination of Where's Waldo? But, it is paying proper - eccentric, colorful, Easter-egg-packed - tribute to the...

UNO Retro Edition

$14 Amazon »

The UNO Retro Edition doesn't just bring back memories of my childhood weekends at my nana and grandpa's (Nana always tried to let me win, Grandpa was competitive) but also memories of a conversation I had with a Canadian...

Arckit Architectural Model Building Kits

$89.99 - $398.99 Amazon »

Arckit's architectural model building kits are all based on real contemporary building techniques, and crafted with budding architects in mind. Kits come with between 200+ and 400+ interconnecting modular components...

Porsche 911 1:4 Scale Working Flat-Six Boxer Engine Kit

$213.79 Amazon »

Although building a Porsche 911 1:4 scale working flat-six boxer engine won't get you any closer to owning or driving a Porsche 911, this 280+-piece model kit will give you detailed insight into what makes the coveted...

Pure White Hell Jigsaw Puzzle

$18 Amazon »

Pure White Hell. What a phrase! Here it applies to the Pure White Hell Jigsaw Puzzle, but I can think of several choice applications...

Scientific Explorer Disgusting Science Kit

$13.99 Amazon »

Seems like a pretty good time to, as Scientific Explorer's Disgusting Science Kit puts it, "Educate your child on what actually grows on their own body." You know, bacteria. Mold. Coronaviruses that are going to kill...

Black Foil Playing Cards

$6.99 - $8.59 Amazon »

These black foil playing cards are cool...uh...if you can read them. All I see is black-on-black making for some foibled flushes and full houses on poker night - Dude! That's 2 kings, 2 aces, and a 7! - and some chronologically-challenged...

Gauss Rifle Rocket

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A message from American Scientific's Gauss rifle, a chain reaction magnetic accelerator, or desktop cannon, styled after a NASA rocket: the learnin' don't stop just 'cause school got coronavirus canceled, kids! And the...

Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$7 - $7.48 Amazon »

They say Schwetty Balls golf balls conform to USGA and R&A rules. Ha! For golf ball composition, size, and weight, perhaps. But what about golf etiquette? Ain't no way the Schwetty Balls design and spirit is in compliance...