Skeleton King Triple Knuckle Ring
- Skeleton Hand Ring - $15.00
- Skeleton Climbing Crucifix Pewter Pendant - $19.99
- Curse of Ezekiel Skeleton Hand Bracelet - $85.00
- Rib Cage Necklace - $9.99
- Hanging Skeleton Body Piercing - $19.99
The Skeleton King and his sword are here to protect your honor, your purity, and your Pointer, Tallman, and Ringman. (Sorry, Pinky, but the English are responsible for this triple knuckle duster. If you want your own oversized ring to fling around, say, along with the F bomb, call the Italians.) The skeleton slides over two fingers, measures 2.4" wide, and boasts a dapper British accent that renders him deceptively benign. Silver rhinestones dot his crown, and heart-shaped eyes reassure victims that when the king of calcification drives his iron blade through their aortas so that he may eat their hearts and absorb their life forces, he does it with love.
Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun
When it comes to delivery method, punching someone in the face has 3 tiers of awesome: 1) Bare fist; 2) Fist coated in brass knuckles; 3) Fist coated in brass knuckles juiced up to deliver 950,000 volts of blue lightning...
Skull Gas Fireplace Logs
Time to surprise my girlfriend with a romantic night by the fire. And a romantic fire filled with human skull fireplace logs. Who knew bone made such fine kindling?...
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Ex-Boyfriend Revenge Kit
I am drawing this Ex-Boyfriend Revenge Kit to the world's attention only so that if anyone sees a woman carrying a bluish-greenish colored purse you'll know to report her immediately to a shrink, the police, and Batman...
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Skull Armchair
Another supervillain yahtzee! This black skull armchair was the one prop missing from my master plan to raise an army of babies and eliminate all cats and bike lanes from my township! The only downside is that it does...
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Skull Candle Holder with Bleeding Brain Candle
Bleeding candles are nothing new...huh. What a weird truth. I can think of at least 2 types of bleeding candle I have already shown you - The Melting Hand Bloody Candle and Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding
Fatboy NukoHead
NukoTools' Fatboy NukoHead provides 3/8" of non-metallic double-knuckle impact for maximal Don't F with me effect. And since it looks like Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas, you may not even need to...
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Defiant Craft Knuckle Dusters
When I saw this set of Defiant Craft knuckle dusters I thought of the Bon Jovi song "Have a Nice Day", and also what I would like to use the knuckle dusters to do to the speaker that's playing the Bon Jovi song "Have...
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McKnuckleDuster - McDonald's Arches Knuckle Duster
Brass knuckles, make way for gold...en arches knuckles. The McKnuckleDuster from R&B Creations is a 3D print of the iconic McDonald's arches doing their parabola thing over a set of knucks. And I'm McLovin' it. Are you...
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Ass Knuckles
Knuckle dusters and butt plugs are two products that never get old around here. So it's a true blessing that Etsy shop Zealeous decided to combine them in this fine piece: Ass Knuckles...
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Skeleton in a Skull Bathtub Candle
Is there some sort of metaphor to be drawn from the Skeleton in a Skull Bathtub Candle? Take a dip in your own mind? Relax with your thoughts? Wade through your memories...and maybe figure out how you died and got cursed...
TigerLady Self-Defense Claw
Remember that old Secret deodorant commercial? Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? I'd put TigerLady in that same category. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman...to slash, gouge, and rip apart any...
Xenomorph Folding Knuckle Duster Ring
A xenomorph is a pretty good choice for a knuckle duster topper I think. According to Wikipedia, these types of Aliens, unlike many others pitted against humans in the sci-fi genre, "do not have a technological civilization...