Human Burrito Blanket

Posted: October 05, 2017
Human Burrito Blanket
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A couple of giant Human Burrito Blankets will make sure your Tortilla Baby knows who Mommy and Daddy are. At 5' in diameter, I'd be able to roll up one fine bean, cheese, rice, and man meat burrito in this flour tortilla too. Present myself to She-Ra: Princess of Power, and get ready to be eaten right up!

The Burrito Blanket is made of smooth-'n'-cuddly microfiber, so it's soft just like flour, albeit far less edible than its Mexican especiale counterpart. Use the blanket to warm up indoors, or to pop a human burrito squat at a picnic or the beach outside.

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