Sex Panther Cologne
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Sex Panther Cologne, the fictitious cologne from the movie Anchorman has become a reality. I've heard that a certain percentage of the time this stuff works every time. That's what I've heard. I'm not sure what those exact percentages are though. Oh, okay... I'm being told it's 60% of the time. Those are good odds.
According to the reviews, it doesn't actually smell like pure gasoline, but actually has a nice scent, so those odds might actually be true.
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