Pixel Panties
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- Legend Of Zelda Shield 3D Backpack - $64.97
- 8-Bit CPU Gamer Geek Sunglasses - $7.99
- Breaking Bad Men's Heisenberg 8 Bit T-Shirt - $14.99
- Retro Nintendo Controller Backpack - $59.99
- Game Over Game Boy Book Bag - $54.95
When I saw these Pixel Panties I felt like I walked into a Super Mario Bros. mushroom. Drrring Drrring DRRRRRRING! From little Mario to big Mario in 1 second flat. In addition, the 8-bit underwear's Portuguese designers came up with their line of squares fit for round bottoms during one of the most enviable Eureka! moments I've ever heard: "After a night of intense video gaming we had a dream about sexy women in pixelated lingerie."
Pixel Panties, true to their bit number, come in 8 different colors. Choose from Classic Pong White, Mario Fiery Red, Link Courageous, Sonic Ultrasonic Blue, Zx spectrum cyan, Ms. Pac Hipnotic yellow, Kirby Pinky Panties, and Game boy Grey. But choose wisely. And don't try Pixel Panties on alone. It's dangerous to try them on alone! Take me with you!
Pixel Panties are a top Dude Gift for a Geek and Gift for Your Girlfriend pick.
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Crotchless Yoga Pants
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Lorals Latex Panties - A New Way to Say Yes to Oral
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Denim Thong Underwear
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Pixel Rider Sneakers
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Men's Half Thong (NSFW)
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