Zip Tie

Posted: September 20, 2013
Zip Tie
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For anyone too hip, too lazy, or too caffeinated to tie a standard model, the Zip Tie provides an aesthetic and functional twist...or, rather, removal of the twist...on classic men's business wear. Slip your dome through 100% merino wool, give a yank up, and the nylon zipper secures seamlessly around your collar. The only downside is that any man who wears this tie may spend his entire day re-securing it after every wise guy he passes unzips it for some jollies. Then again, if I could get the a-holes I work with to start unzipping my tie instead of sneaking up behind me and stapling my ass, I would consider the possible byproduct an upside.

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