Bella Dolls Sex Doll Brothel (NSFW)

That's right, a sex doll brothel. Owned by a husband and wife team, Bella Dolls currently operates out of Vancouver, BC, though if you're closer to the Kamloops, BC area, you can partake in House of Dolls, their sex doll rental service instead. Leave it to the Canadians. Must be something about their cold winters. Cold women? Insatiably horny and not particularly discerning men?

Men and ladies! In an interview with local newspaper Kamploops Matters (and oh is a sex doll rental service in Kamloops a Kamloops matter!) about the House of Dolls rental service, owner Kristen Dickson said about 2/3 of her clients are men. The rest are, nah, not women on their own thus far, but couples coming in to take a rental for a ride together. Kinky. Or maybe just practicing for a real-life threesome they have coming up.

In Vancouver, according to Vancouver Is Awesome (and oh does a sex doll brothel solidify Vancouver's status as awesome!) Bella Dolls has a selection of ladies available to spend between 30 and 120 minutes with on-site, at rates of $72 to $160 CAD (about $50 to $120 US). Above you see Naomi on the left and Violet on the right. Perhaps not surprisingly, the Bella Dolls brothel website includes limited information, and its location is kept private until clients complete their reservation and payment.

Also not surprisingly, Canadian governmental bodies are having a time figuring out how to classify and tax the businesses of sex doll brothels and rental services. I mean, it's not really prostitution, so not illegal. Bella Dolls is sort of like a salon or spa, where you go in to receive a pleasurable service and then come out 30 minutes to 3 hours later. And House of Dolls, well, considering they drop off the rental to your desired address and then pick it up again when you're done, maybe like party tents or compact utility loaders?

And speaking of sex doll rentals, whether you're patronizing Bella Dolls in the flesh or calling one in from House of Dolls, what's the return policy? I mean, these are realistic thermoplastic rubber female dolls with all the right bits and orifices, so clearly, they're going to get as dirty as their partners' minds during use. Via Vancouver is Awesome, Dickson reports that post-coital dolls will be "scrubbed down head to toe" with anti-bacterial soap. They'll go full-on gyno and stick special cameras and black lights in all the hard-to-see places to ensure no organic residue remains. Dickson says, "We have special irrigators to get in every crack and crevice to get everything out." Well, that's reassuring.

And also, a thing that makes you go, ewww.

If you're in the Vancouver area and want to give a Bella Doll a spin - a literal spin if you go for one of the 5-foot-tall, 60-pound ladies, 'eh - it appears you'll need to submit your email address to the Bella Dolls website to stroke up the line of communication. For Kamloops residents and visitors, online booking awaits.