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Skalpel Steak Knife

$165 - $154 Skalpel »

Skalpel is a steak knife designed to be as beautiful and satisfying as the meat you use it to cut. The more imaginative might also appreciate the Skalpel metaphor of diner as doctor, a professional eater making precise...

The Apothecarry Case

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The Apothecarry Case is for healers who want their herbs and tinctures to stay fresh, safe, and organized. And by "healers" I mean "stoners." This intricate and cigar-aficionado-fancy storage case for herbs and herbal...

Falcon 9 Rocket Chandelier

How did a Falcon 9 Rocket Chandelier, uh, come to light? According to designer Andrew McCalip, "When you own a fleet of giant composite extrusion 3D printers and love space like we do, stuff like this happens."...

Song Lyric Parody Tea Towels

$10.95 - $29.95 Etsy »

Nothing like some foodie-themed song lyric parodies printed on tea towels to keep things comin' hot 'n' fresh out the kitchen. (Mama rollin' that babka / Got every man doin' dishes!) Katie Cleveland of A2D Creations has...

Solar System Crystal Ball

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Know what I see when I look into this solar system crystal ball? No Pluto! And it makes me wonder if kids these days - a demographic maker Sumnacon says its solar system-filled crystal ball is perfect for - even know...

Sharp Pebble Whetstone

$39.99 Amazon »

Even if you just have a decent set of kitchen knives, you're going to want to keep them sharp or you're just going to be pulling your meat rather than sliding through it. A good whetstone is a nice kitchen tool to have...

NES Cartridge Pillows

$22 - $35 Etsy »

Have sweet dreams of the good ol' days atop these retro NES cartridge pillows. The Pimp My Pillow Store prints old school Nintendo Classic and Super Nintendo game labels onto gray pillows also printed to imitate the respective...

HomeBiogas 2.0 - Convert Food Waste to Energy

$520 - $790 HomeBiogas »

In a way, we all produce HomeBiogas right inside our amazing bodies. And I don't mean that just as a Beavis & Butthead joke (though, check out the biogas I'm making from these chili cheese jalapeno nachos, Beavis. Hehheh...

Duke Cannon Big Ass Beer Soap

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When all you want is a big ass beer, but your lady says all you need is big ass shower, Duke Cannon's Big Ass Beer Soap gives her instant gratification, and you the pleasure of dousing the outside of your body with what...

Alaska Bear Silk Pillowcases

$22.99 - $44.99 Amazon »

Cue the Alaska Bear-y White because these silk pillowcases have romance written all over their 600 thread count. Bonus: The 100% mulberry silk covers are just as hypoallergenic and breathable for sleepy time as they are...

Sudski - Shower Beer Holder

$14.50 Amazon »

Few things are better than getting away from my girlfriend for 15 minutes, and the shower is the perfect place to do that. There are so many things to do in there. Let's add drinking beer to the list. Unfortunately, her...

Porsche Design Shisha 2.1

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Take a luxury toke with Porsche Design's Shisha 2.1. Kind of ironic that a company known for creating some of the fastest cars on the planet would also make a hookah, and foray into the world of that which makes everything...

Crock-Pot Swing & Serve Triple Slow Cooker

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Rats! I wish I'd gotten Crock-Pot's Swing & Serve Slow Cooker for Super Bowl Sunday. I bet the Patriots feel the same way about the Vince Lombardi Trophy. At least for me it's not too late...

Chapo Table Lamp

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Cat, hat. In French chat, chapeau. In Spanish el gato in a sombrero. Sorry, I can't even think the word chapeau without that rhyme running through my head. Save the cat, add a twist of homonym and we have Philippe Starck's...

30" Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool

$8.25 Amazon »

Two points of note about this 30" Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool: 1) It has a 15-pound pull capacity, which means it can attract and retrieve some heavy-ass clamps you maybe dropped behind the even heavier-ass tool...

NodPod Weighted Sleep Therapy Mask

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The NodPod, a weighted sleep therapy mask, touts benefits similar to the Magic Weighted Blanket, but over the smaller, confined areas of your head and neck. (And with a blackout effect that won't also suffocate you like...

Carry On Cocktail Kits

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Something about getting on a plane makes me crave an overpriced cocktail. Particularly a Bloody Mary. I don't know if it starts with the ridiculous pre-line that forms to get into line to get on the plane at the gate...

Zenergy Ball Chair

$118.91 - $157.35 Amazon »

Who wants to pop a squat on a Minion? The Zenergy Ball Chair attempts to maintain the supposed posture, balance, and core strength benefits of sitting on an exercise ball, while adding wheels and a mesh slipcover that...

Backstabber Occasional Chair

$2,100 Haunt »

Backstabbers of the world, Haunt fantasy furniture made a Valentine's Day gift just for you! To those would would like to give a Backstabber Chair to their most deserving ex (lover, friend, family member - take your pick)...

Cast Iron & Wood Kitchen Knife

Chifen Cheng's cast iron and wood kitchen knife has won multiple design awards from official contests and organizations, plus one enthusiastic and gentlemanly bow from me. I wish there were a video of the knife's walnut...

The Planet Chair

$3,350 MZPA »

Intergalactic Planet-chair-y! (Another dimension, another dimension!) MZPA's Planet Chair fills a geometric bubble of steel and plywood with an ergonomic mattress and tech-friendly buildout in this futuristic, minimalist...

Bigfoot Salad Tongs

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For the Elaines out there who like a big salad, here's a pair of Big(foot) salad tongs to serve it with. Or if you want to take bites as big as the salad and foot, scrap the knife and fork, and just use OTOTO's new tongs...

Scentee Machina AI Aroma Diffuser

$107 - $495 Scentee Machina »

Scentee Machina has figured out a brand new way to overengineer reed diffusers and incense burners. Step aside, Plug-ins. This aromatherapy kit is about to see your two-pronged heat and raise it advanced tech, apps, and...

PanWaffle - Hybrid Pancake/Waffle Maker

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Pancake + Waffle = PanWaffle. If you're being unimaginative. I can think of so many better names for this hybrid pan ready to griddle me 2 delicious breakfast staples in one. Like, Have Your Pancake and Waffle It Down...