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Star Trek Captain Picard Facepalm Bust

$169.99 Amazon »

In desktop-sized bust form, the great Captain Picard reminds us you only need one arm and one hand to execute the perfect facepalm. Frozen facepalmed in time, Star Trek TNG's brave leader also demonstrates with perfect...

The O Rocker

$2,936 2Modern »

O. Lookit this rocker. Designed by Marcel Wanders for Moooi, the contemporary O Rocker gives me good feels when I see it. Elegant and simple, with a hint of carnival ride, or maybe avant-garde-dream-sequence ride in its...

Historically Modern Designs Tequila & Mezcal Glasses

$39.87 Amazon »

Historically Modern Designs doesn't make tequila and mezcal glasses that look like your typical tequila and mezcal glasses, but they say their squat, wide-mouthed tumblers are in fact more authentic than the barware we'd...

The Colors of Motion - Condensed Movie Frame Prints

$18 - $100 The Colors of Motion »

Movie buffs and film fans, how do you feel about abstract art? The Colors of Motion, conceived and developed by Charlie Clark, is a series of poster prints that condenses the colors of your favorite flicks into a stack...

Kitchenque Stovetop Smoker

$89.97 Amazon »

Smoked food tastes so complex. So distinct. So...smoky. Charcoal Companion's Kitchenque, a compact indoor smoker, brings those flavors, and the process by which you can achieve them, to the stovetop. Just in time for...

Rosle Perfect Cut Eggshell Remover

$23.40 Amazon »

At first I was very impressed with Rosle's Egg Topper eggshell remover because I thought it made a perfect, clean cut around the shell of a soft or hard boiled egg, and then lifted that shell off just as perfect and clean...

Star Wars Emperor Throne Armchair

$1,599 Regal Robot »

Regal Robot is a studio home to several sweet custom Star Wars furniture designs. Remember the Millennium Falcon Asteroid Coffee Table? The Robot's latest creation gives all the aspiring Dark Side dictators out there...

SleepBliss - Frequency Embedded Crystal Ball

$99 SleepBliss »

To help cure insomnia and promote deep sleep for all, SleepBliss has stuffed some 3.4 Hz delta wave frequencies into a clear sphere you set by your bed at night. So, yeah, Disney Princes and Princesses, it's basically...

The Double Barrel Vaporizer

Double the pleasure, double the fun, Double the Barrel with a vaporizer engineered to load and fire a duo of different oil cartridges at once. Just like the double barrel pistol, except, uh...not a gun...

Gourmia Portable Infusion Smoker

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I recently saw a portable infusion smoker like this - well, maybe not Gourmia's Smo-King, but one like it - in action at a steak house in Austin, TX. They were using cherry wood chips in a handheld smoker, with a channeling...

DeWalt Lighted Tool Backpack

$128.43 Amazon »

Don't be a tool in the dark when you can load up DeWalt's LED tool backpack and be a tool who's seen the light! The lighted pack has a built-in, adjustable LED positioned at its top front. Use its 3 levels of output...

Lodge Cast Iron Oven/Lid/Skillet Combo Cooker

$59.90 Amazon »

Strong, reliable, and versatile. Three words that describe Lodge's Cast Iron Combo Cooker. They also describe my mama. So do the words, "Makes really good toad-in-the-holes and beef stew." Ahem, remember I'm coming over...

Convertible Console Table Bookshelf

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I've seen a few of these pieces of convertible furniture lately, including one that SWINGs from table to shelf just like the IMAX Convertible Console Table Bookshelf here. And I really dig them, their design and execution...

Guardline Wireless Driveway Alarm

$169.99 Amazon »

Avon calling? The Guardline Wireless Driveway Alarm system will make sure the powder-peddling pink Cadillac - or a van with tinted windows and no plates - or your teenage son trying to sneak out with the car - never creeps...

Icelandic Wool & Reclaimed Oak Chewbacca Sofa

$19,500 2Modern »

The idea of skinning Chewbacca for a coat has been around for a while, but this is the first time I've seen someone suggest turning the Wookiee into a sofa. Can't be easy either. The fight. The takedown. The, er, processing...

Wonderffle Stuffed Waffle Iron

$49 Wonderffle »

Holy Shmi, mother of Vader! I just watched a Wonderffle - and I mean Wonderffle! - man stuff his waffle with fried chicken. Built-in chicken & waffles! Made possible by this smoky black feat of deep-dish cast iron and...

E5 Kitchen Knife Sharpener

One of my most notable attributes is laziness. And thanks to the E5 Kitchen Knife Sharpener, one of my most notable attributes is thriving! For a good 3 months my fiancee, She-Ra: Princess of Power, had been nagging requesting...

Sushi Stackers Kit

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This Sushi Stackers Kit endeavors to teach brave souls "the art of elevated sushi." I call them brave souls because, uh, isn't just cutting a piece of sushi-grade fish a skill it takes chefs hours of practice to master?...

Homesick Candles - Scented to Smell Like Home

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I like the idea of Homesick Candles: scents crafted to remind you of home when you set a match to them. The smell of the air there. The smells of iconic seasons, places, or foods. Smells that embody the city, state, or...

Extra Large Extra Chunky Knit Blanket

$690 Etsy »

As the great Sloth once said, I love you, Chunk! And I do. Love these extra large, extra chunky knit blankets. All wool and cozy. All bedspread- and Super-Mario-Bros.-3-Giant-Land-size. My only concern is that ESENIQUE...

Game Boy Alarm Clock

Discontinued

I dream about the good ol' days, and now I can wake up to them too with the Game Boy Alarm Clock, a new Nintendo issue that rouses sleepers from their slumbers with the sounds of Super Mario Land...

Star Wars Darth Vader Stovetop Tea Kettle

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Luuuuuke! I boil your water! The Darth Vader tea kettle would be better if it were high-speed electric, and even better than that if it were powered by Bogan, but the sturdy vessel for hot beverage fixin' is still pretty...

The Dude's Rug Cutting Board

$50 - $65 Etsy »

Obviously, The Dude's Rug cutting board will really tie your kitchen together. And beyond that, this slab of cherry covered in a Persian rug motif is truly a sight to behold...

The Samurai Steamroller Pipe

$45.99 Samurai Blaze »

Shredder says they named their glass and metal pipe the Samurai Steamroller because, "Much like the armor once worn by the Japanese Samurai, our products are designed to outlast any competition." So, not because it's...