Household

Bamboo Ziplock Bag Organizer & Dispenser

$46.99 Amazon »

Kitchen drawer teeming with ziplock bags and baggies, spinning into chaos, getting stuck with a cardboard box wedged in its upper overhang every time you try to open it - bamboo-ya! Take this storage hack! The ziplock...

Star Wars Landspeeder Bowl with Luke & R2-D2 Muglets

$79.99 Amazon »

The only improvement I would make to Geeki Tikis' Star Wars Landspeeder Punch Bowl with Luke & R2-D2 Muglets is engineering the Landspeeder to hover like it does in real life. Er, uh, in movie life. It would be easy...

Dog Harness Hammock for Nail Trimming

$20.06 - $22.85 Etsy »

I'm sure this Dog Harness Hammock is very useful for nail trimming and other grooming tasks, maybe administering medicine or shoving pills down your dog's throat too. Any pet endeavor that requires your dog to remain...

Carved Jicaras - Mezcal Drinking Gourds

$35 Etsy »

Despite it being the current hipster spirit of choice, I do love me some mezcal. It is, as ol' Guy Fieri would say, flavor country. Especially pechuga mezcal, which made me gag when I first heard of it, but subsequently...

Scaredy Cat Hot Pot Trivet

$16 OTOTO »

The Scaredy Cat Hot Pot Trivet is arched and ready to pounce! Prepare to have your face clawed off! ... Unless you quick grab that dutch oven full of chili and squash the Scaredy Cat in place...

Nymphaea 3D Wood Cutout Magic Eye Art

Nostalgic art meets contemporary techniques - and DIY - in the woodworking plans for the Nymphaea 3D Wood Cutout. Who remembers the Magic Eye craze of the 90s? (Sit down, Gen Z.) These books of 3D optical illusions...

Turkish Terracotta Testi Pot for Slow Cooking

$49.99 Etsy »

Who wants to do a little slow cooking in my Turkish Terracotta Testi Pot? Maybe a nice cream of mushroom soup from the Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes cookbook? Teehee. Teeheehee...

ChefWave Milkmade Non-Dairy Milk Maker

$239.95 Amazon »

Milk, it does the body good, and it doesn't even have to come from a cow, a goat, an elephant, or a lady's boobie. It could come from the ChefWave Milkmade Non-Dairy Milk Maker. The automatic milker uses your favorite...

Phoenix Home Shield - Pepper Gel with UV Dye

$39.99 Amazon »

Phoenix Home Shield supports your quest to protect yourself from home intruders, carjackers, and grizzly bears. A pepper gel rather than a pepper spray, Phoenix Home Shield is designed to send a long-range stream of stay-the-F-away...

Wild Dining Dinner Plates

$22.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

I mean, I don't see Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini anywhere, so dining can't be that wild with Mustard's Wild Dining Dinner Plates. But I guess drawing a ketchup mustache on a silverback gorilla, and giving the...

#1 Dish Washer Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge

$7.99 Amazon »

Hey, sports fans, are you and your team ready to clean house? Yeah? Yeah?!!! Then start with the dishes. Here, have a #1 Dish Washer foam finger kitchen sponge to rub in the faces of all grease, dried spaghetti sauce...

Secret Whiteboard - Art Print with Fold-Open Whiteboard

$79 - $195 Sable Flow »

With WFH culture likely here to stay, the Secret Whiteboard could be the best thing to come along since the act of gathering up all your crap and piling it in the closest closet when people come over (particularly those...

WaterThrone Skull Toilet

A sick skull toilet with LED eyes and a host of smart features called...the WaterThrone? Doesn't really reflect the toilet's sculptural uniqueness, or its creepiness, very well. I would've gone with BoneThrone. The Head...

The Kiss Teacup & Saucer

$125 Etsy »

I wouldn't normally appreciate a schmoopy design like The Kiss Teacup & Saucer, but Mila Arkhipovat's kissy-face couple brings as much creativity and refinement to the table as they do schmoopiness...

Audacity Doormat

$45 Etsy »

If you think "audacity" is too harsh of a word for this doormat...then you are almost certainly they type of person who doesn't call or text before "stopping by" people's homes. You are also the type of person I bought...

MetalRelic Welded Steel Art Sculptures & Immortal Roses

Jeremy Werkheiser of MetalRelic gives scrap metal new life, and roses immortal life, with his miniature and full-size welded steel art sculptures. Home decor pieces and art relics range from the replica 27" Euro Mount...

ButterPOP No-Mess Butter Stick Holder & Dish

$11.95 Etsy »

Wait, ButterPOP, is it now socially acceptable to eat butter on a stick? Licking down the sides and round the top like a popsicle or a lollipop? Ohboyohboyoh...no? That's not what the ButterPOP is? OK, well...wait. Don't...

Blink Outdoor Wire-Free Security Camera & Floodlight

$139.98 Amazon »

Blink and you might miss it, but your Blink Floodlight and Outdoor system, a wire-free security camera and pair of 700-lumen motion-triggered LED lights, will see, and record, it all for you...

Dime Wall-Mounted Bar Cabinet

Welp, Splinterworks certainly doesn't call their wall-mounted bar cabinet "Dime" for its price tag. And though it may be appropriate to conclude that a purchase of the semi-spherical segmented spirits shelf would leave...

Voodoo Tanks - Aquariums with Glowing Edges

Aquariums with glowing edges? What voodoo is this? The Voodoo Tank kind...

Horror Movie The Last Supper Print

$12 - $129 Amazon »

Never thought I'd write these words, but, Starring Freddy Krueger as: Jesus! This scary parody on da Vinci's The Last Supper painting sees favorite horror movie villains taking the place of JC and his apostles on the...

Valiryo Body Dryer

$1,887 Amazon »

I was gonna say, "Add the Valiryo Body Dryer to the list of weird products I don't need," but then I remembered how I felt about bidets before I tried one, and how I feel about the glorious toilet masters and pinnacles...

Brizzle Stand-Up Scoop, Baste & Drizzle Brush

$17.99 Amazon »

Do I want a silicone bristled basting brush that can also scoop up juicy drippin's, drizzle them onto my dish, and then rest on my cutting board without spreading their remnants all over it? Fo shizzle my Brizzle...

Uranium Glass Juicer

$28 Etsy »

Wait, wait, let me just juice a squeeze of lemon...with a uranium twist for that cocktail. No? What, you prefer lime?...