Household
Wire Bonsai Trees
On this last day of 2021, here's a bonsai tree to bring you dudes good luck and harmony in 2022. Look, it's even made of wire, so there's no chance you will kill it and work up a Sensate's worth of anxiety over a sign...
Concrete Island Modern Planter
I've heard of concrete jungles, but these modern planters are the first concrete islands I've seen. And unlike the cold, soulless jungles, Bella Vista Canyon's Concrete Islands are brimming with life - succulent life!...
Collapsible Colander & Cutting Board
Aaarrrggghhh! I don't have anything to say about a collapsible colander and cutting board combo! I'm only running it at all because my mama swears it is a handy thing to have for a New Year's Eve get together, or any...
Double Succulent Planter Swing
Damn you, Double Succulent Planter Swing! I woke up this morning to my cat playing bongos on my forehead, followed by my mama calling me at 6:45 a.m. saying I need to come fix her internet because it's "broken." And I...
Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar
The Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar doesn't want to ruin the surprise. Aside from the coconut on its front cover - a well-known death-dealer to many of us - the 2022 date tracker doesn't provide a single reveal...
Clapping Monkey with Cymbals Tape Dispenser
Are you clapping monkey with cymbals happy about your Christmas presents this year? Or did you actually receive a Clapping Monkey with Cymbals...on a tape dispenser as a Christmas present this year?...
Snout Soother Dog Nose Balm
While I am not a dog owner, seeing a dog with a dry, cracked nose hurts my heart. Bad. Like, almost as much as seeing one with only 3 legs. So I can only imagine the distress you must feel if you are a dog owner, and...
adorTable Concrete Coffee Tables
What would you call Stephan Schmitz's adorTable concrete coffee tables? Deteriorated beauty? Post-apocalyptic design? Earthquake chic? This hyper-industrial, busted-up look isn't normally the type of furniture I'd go...
Pac-Man Ghost Planter
While a Pac-Man Ghost will definitely eat you up the first chance it gets, the little villain appears to be very protective, and equipped to take exceptional care of your houseplants...
Cassette Tape Dispenser & Desk Organizer
It's a nod to the 80s and the Before & After category on Wheel of Fortune with this Cassette Tape Dispenser. The retro desk organizer dispenses a Scotch tape roll on one side, plus holds pencils, pens, scissors, erasers...
DeVine Champagne Bottle Opener
A partier with a Champagne bottle is basically the equivalent of Ralphie Parker with a BB gun: if they get one, there's a decent chance they'll shoot their eye out. And while the DeVine Champagne Bottle Opener can't do...
Juicepair - Salad Servers & Lemon Juicer
I'm covering the Juicepair, a set of salad servers that lock together to double as a lemon juicer, because I think it's a clever design. But in terms of its literal usage, as a means of squeezing a lemon directly over...
GreenPan Mini Single-Serving Skillet
At just 5" square, I'm sure the GreenPan Mini is a staunch believer that size doesn't matter, it's what you do with what you've got. And when it comes to sizzling up breakfast, lunch, or dinner for one, this nonstick...
Waterproof Cork Apron
This Waterproof Cork Apron is handmade in Portugal and sold as an eco-friendly gift idea for your favorite chef or pitmaster. The sustainably-source cork comprising the apron makes for both a vegan alternative to leather...
Real Cracked Log Lamp
Now this is some crack that is not wack. Duncan Meerding builds his Cracked Log Lamps from real salvaged logs headed to the burn pile. He fits each OOAK creation with warm yellow lights, for an illuminating effect intended...
Stuffed Pancake Maker
Stuffed pancakes? Stuffed pancakes?! Holy eyegasm, Batman! Jelly donuts and Pop-Tarts better watch out. There's a new carby breakfast food with hidden surprises inside on the block. I guess that goes for breakfast burritos...
Custom Live-Edge Olive Wood Chandelier
Paul Miller is the new light in my life. No, wait. Let me rephrase: Paul Miller makes the new light in my life. His custom-built live-edge olive wood chandeliers are some of the coolest lighting installations I've seen...well...
Map of the Internet 2021
How much has the world...wide web changed since 2014? Martin Vargic maps it out in stunning detail in his latest Map of the Internet update, appropriately titled Map of the Internet 2021...
Jingle Rolls Singing Caroler Toilet Paper
The singing carolers on Jingle Rolls Singing Caroler Toilet Paper aren't just singing to the eye, with belting faces painted on the ends of the rolls like a bunch of Christmas-caroling emojis, they're singing to the ear...
Stay-Fresh Countertop Vegetable Storage House
Many of us can't afford a house for ourselves right now, but thanks to Lite N' Fresh, we can afford the next best thing: a house for our vegetables. Oh boy, oh boy, carrots, zucchini, broccoli, and brussels are about...
FryAway Cooking Oil Solidifier for Safe & Easy Disposal
I learned a new word today. OK, two new words. "FryAway" is the first, I guess, though it's the brand name for a cooking oil solidifier that makes disposing of oil used to pan and deep fry easier and safer for the cook...
Blue Zoca Waterproof & Pet-Proof Blanket
I mean, I hate to call Blue Zoca speciesist, but why did they need to deem their blanket waterproof and pet-proof? Like a naturally occurring liquid and your sweetest, furriest, bestest friend on Earth are the only two...
Jean Patrique Mezzaluna & Bamboo Board
"Mezzaluna" is a fancy Italian word for "half moon," an apt description for the semi-circular blade in this rocking knife for chopping herbs and mincing garlic in the kitchen. And "Jean Patrique" is a fancy French word...
Joseph Joseph Titan Trash Can & Compactor
Joseph Joseph's Titan Trash Can & Compactor is one of the coolest low-tech gadgets I've seen all year. Maybe even on the all-time list, up there with the Naomi Spring Nutcracker. Presuming it works as shown in the video...
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