Household

The singing carolers on Jingle Rolls Singing Caroler Toilet Paper aren't just singing to the eye, with belting faces painted on the ends of the rolls like a bunch of Christmas-caroling emojis, they're singing to the ear...

Many of us can't afford a house for ourselves right now, but thanks to Lite N' Fresh, we can afford the next best thing: a house for our vegetables. Oh boy, oh boy, carrots, zucchini, broccoli, and brussels are about...

I learned a new word today. OK, two new words. "FryAway" is the first, I guess, though it's the brand name for a cooking oil solidifier that makes disposing of oil used to pan and deep fry easier and safer for the cook...

I mean, I hate to call Blue Zoca speciesist, but why did they need to deem their blanket waterproof and pet-proof? Like a naturally occurring liquid and your sweetest, furriest, bestest friend on Earth are the only two...

"Mezzaluna" is a fancy Italian word for "half moon," an apt description for the semi-circular blade in this rocking knife for chopping herbs and mincing garlic in the kitchen. And "Jean Patrique" is a fancy French word...

Joseph Joseph's Titan Trash Can & Compactor is one of the coolest low-tech gadgets I've seen all year. Maybe even on the all-time list, up there with the Naomi Spring Nutcracker. Presuming it works as shown in the video...

I don't know what the "BOGO" in the BOGO Khonsu Clock Lamp means, but I'm betting it's not "Buy One Get One." That would be nice, though, because then I could give one of the design-y designs as a gift to someone worthy...

The Slice Box Cutter might not be on your holiday wish or gift-giving list this year because you or your recipients want one, per se, but it could be good to throw it on there anyway. With around $225 billion of holiday...

Guess we don't have to worry about the cat knocking down the Christmas tree this year. Hey, honey, your Uncle Joe likes fried cat, doesn't he? Or at least he won't be able to tell the difference between it and honey-roasted...

If your mama is like my mama, she already drinks like a fish, so if you need a fin-tastic gift for Mom this year, how's about these stackable fish drinking glasses that will invite her to drink with a fish too?...

Organize with style - Southern Woods Style - courtesy of these handmade message boards and organizers. Available in an array of sizes and configurations, Southern Woods Style creations are wall-mounted units made for...

Modern Sprout claims to have been "founded by two non-green thumbs," which doesn't instill much confidence in my decision to buy one of their watering cans as a gift for my mama. Then again, I rarely buy my mama gifts...

Talk about a dog bowl. These fruit bowls and planters molded and painted custom according to your dog's face remind me of the golden retriever my friend Cornelius grew up with. That dog was bananas. He probably also had...

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. Except, perhaps, a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree illuminated with these Woodstock String Lights. Look at the little birdies in the Santa hats. Say they're...

Flex some LED muscle with Lighturr Shop's ArchFlex Desk Lamp. A Gumby of the lighting world, the table lamp is made of flexible aerospace-grade aluminum you can bend and twist into a bright white rainbow over your workspace...

Rshhjish irkanuh goorpojush srrdadsrrding cishnish. Oh wait. My bad. Let me pull my new IKEA Gunnlaug Sound Absorbing Curtain back before I tell you. Dudes, this is IKEA's new Gunnlaug Sound Absorbing Curtain. According...

Interestingly, the Tea Light Faux Fireplace Log looks like no less of a fire hazard than a real fire in a wood-burning fireplace, and not all that much easier to light either. But I guess if your firebox and flue aren't...

Crab your favorite bottle of Pinot and let this immaculately blown glass crustacean regurgitate it into a perfectly decanted, beautiful bottle of red. Crab Decanter maker Ignite Glass Studios, which brought us the equally...

I don't know if we'll ever be able to go back to shaking hands again, but just in case, I think it's best to keep practicing so I don't forget how. Oh hey, a Handshake Door Handle! Built-in practice on a firm grip and...

The Octopus Mug Holder has a mug-holding leg for each mug of coffee I will be drinking this morning. Why do I need a different mug for every cup of coffee? Well, my wife says I'm a big fan of Teenager Pro Tips, and the...

As T-Rex was the big boy of the dinosaur world, so too is the T-Rex Tape Dispenser the big boy of the tape-dispensing world. Creator and 3D printer Meow 3D Store lists the plastic Scotch tape feeder's dimensions as 5"...

Nailed it! What can I say, I've got a nose for hammering nails into walls without smashing, or even brushing, a single finger. A Pinocchio nose, to be exact...

The Dalstrong Frost Series Kitchen Knives look sharp, icy cold, and White Walker approved. Especially if you need a cooking gift for your resurrected-ice-dragon-riding Night King, who's also a pretty damn good home chef...

Get your fat pants ready, dudes! The Season of Eating, the Festival of Feasting, the Gobble, Gobble...Pepto Bismol...Gobble, Gobble, the Thanksgiving Dinner is upon us! And in case you need a reminder, here's a glittery...