Tenga Flip Hole Male Masturbator
Usually when I come across things like the Tenga Flip Hole on Amazon, a random oblong instrument or box with a button, and a title that gives no indication of what the F it is, I just assume it has something to do with a technical trade I know nothing about, such as carpentry or car mechanics or child rearing, and click away without wasting my time reading the product info, only to figure out that I still do not know what the F it is. But something about the Flip Hole made me pause long enough to take a scroll through its description. Boy am I glad I did. Because as it turns out, the Internet isn't the only place one can come across this sweet cylindrical contraption.
The Tenga Flip Hole is a male masturbator. Wait, no, a revolutionary male masturbator.
Tenga designed the Flip Hole to put the "master" back in masturbator. They note that, "While most of the male masturbation market has churned out artificial vaginas, [we] opted for improvements." A hard cylindrical case surrounds the device's flexible front face, which contains a trio of buttons. These activate an internal vacuum pump that outputs varying levels of squeeze, and gives users complete control over their experience. And it doesn't stop there. Inside the Flip Hole lie patterns of soft silicone elastomer shapes intended to engage and excite "every centimeter" of the tube steak touching them. For example:
- The wing gate has big ribs midway in to grip and hold you. [I have to admit, I've never met a lady whose ribs could do that.]
- Side ribs add lateral stimulation for increased sensitivity.
- A quattro wave provides glorious undulations of myriad sensations. [See, honey, it's not a dirty sex toy, it's a massage treatment.]
- A 360 orb excites the head. [Probably the one on your neck too.]
Tenga Flip Hole's lip flat administers a solid grip immediately upon insertion so no shaft is left hanging, and a shield flap keeps lubricants inside to ensure the masturbator conforms to the ethics of Leave No Trace, as well as general airplane etiquette. (Oh, like you're not the sole member of your own private Mile High Club too.) True to its name, the entire flip hole also flips open for easy cleaning.
Tenga Flip Holes come in Black, Red, White, and Silver. Each package also includes 3 Tenga Hole Lotions.
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