Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair
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Design Toscano's Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair is going to be sit-down hit with ocean lovers, aquarium enthusiasts, and owners of crab shacks. Those who won't love chillin' on a big ol' crab chair: lobsters. They could just claw this crab's beady eyes out.
Lobsters are the most delicious and coveted crustacean of all, but where is their recognition? Where is their tribute in the form of a piece of sculptural furniture? The frikkin' scorpion gets a whole frikkin' throne, and even those dirty sea-floor-eating shrimp get jumbo neck pillows. And now the crab! A fancy chair that will surely become the #1 conversation piece of the whole house it resides in! That pincer-armed, side-shufflin' punk!
Lobster hopes anyone who buys the Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair takes one seat in it and realizes they've gotten imitation krab instead.
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