You Suck At Parking Business Cards
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Personally, I think people should be thrown in jail for bad parking. Bad parkers fall into 2 groups... The first, just aren't mentally capable of parking well. And the second just don't give a shit. If jail isn't an option, maybe letting them know about it will help ease your pain some.
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Anonymously Send Sh*t
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Parkit360 Battery Powered Trailer Dolly
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Nostalgia with a Twist of Darkness T-Shirts
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Cardok Underground Parking
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ChoClits
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My Last F*ck Candle
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GazeBox Retractable Garage
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Rear Window LED Messenger
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I Park Like an Idiot Stickers
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