Cement Tissue Box Cover
This Cement Tissue Box Cover weighs 4.4 pounds, which is about the same weight of the snot that came out of my body during the 6-week cold I had at the beginning of the year. I'm not even joking. In fact, I may have gone through 4.4 pounds of Kleenex too, so really it was an 8.8-pound cold, which makes the idea of owning a 4.4-pound Cement Tissue Box Cover seem not only reasonable, but necessary for the job it's going to have to do.
Holding box after box of tissues.
Standing up to mucousy hands grabbing at it all day long.
Staying in place when bumped and jostled by dudes and ladies experiencing a sneezing fit.
The more I think about it, the more I think any tissue box covers not made out of cement are the ones that don't make sense.
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