WD-40 Precision Pen for On-The-Go Lubrication
A WD-40 Precision Pen wouldn't be the first thing that came to mind if you asked me about on-the-go lubrication. Then again, the first thing that came to mind, the unparalleled 55-gallon barrel of lube, isn't exactly good for "on-the-go" needs. And when I really think about it, the number of unexpected times the average person would need a WD-40 Precision Pen on hand to oil a bike chain, quiet a squeaky door hinge or swivel chair, and loosen rusty parts is likely far greater than the number of unexpected times they'd need some lube for boinking.
I'm talking about the average person, of course, not you dudes and ladies. I'm sure you dudes and ladies have surprise boinking encounters on the regular, and should definitely keep a travel bottle of personal lube with you at all times. Now I would simply recommend adding to it a WD-40 Precision Pen so you have all facets of your lubrication needs covered.
Don't keep them too close together though. Wouldn't want a mixup.
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