Gear

TankH2O SCUBA Tank Water Bottle

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The TankH2O, a water bottle designed in the image of a SCUBA tank, invites you dive into and suck down the kind of water that will hydrate you after you finish diving into and sucking down the kind that makes you gag...

Biersafe Underground Beer Cooler

$67 - $117 Biersafe »

The Biersafe Underground Beer Cooler is a smaller, simpler, and much cheaper version of a design I first saw in the eCool cooler. The Biersafe removes some of the nifty engineering of the eCool - like, instead of using...

Samurai Pet Armor for Cats & Dogs

Don't let that samurai-armored Shiba Inu's smile fool you. The dog is ready for feudal Japan levels of combat. See his samurai sword? Hiding there in his mouth? If I were you I'd armor up, find a weapon, and brace yourself...

Golden Snitch Fidget Spinner

Discontinued

A Golden Snitch fidget spinner for all the antsy, anxious, stressed, and spectral Harry Potter fans out there. Add a pair of wings to a copper hub, and you've got your very own Quidditch game for one. Well, more like...

Das Can-in-Stein Beer Holder

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Hate to say it, but Das Can-in-Stein seems kinda like a sippy cup for beer drinkers. Not that it will prevent dudes from dribbling when they take a swig, but that the tankard's lid will keep the ones who have had too...

FireFly Wireless Fireworks Firing System

$199.99 - $224.99 Firefly »

"Smart" fireworks for this 4th of July? Sort of. FireFly's wireless fireworks firing system still uses regular old fireworks to help you create your own light show in the sky, but it adds some nifty tech to make the process...

Dog & Cat Temperament Leashes & Collars

$14.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Dexil's leashes and collars announce your dog or cat ahead of its licks and wags...or tucked tails...or snarls, hisses, claws, and teeth. The line of leads and restraints display pet temperament both by color and big...

Cat Cool Pot Bed Pet Cooling Tray

Japan Trend Shop says the Cat Cool Pot Bed "functions as both a pet bed and as fun decoration to make your cat look cute." I thought they were going to say the dish made from "cooling aluminum" functions as both a cat...

Here One Wireless Smart Earbuds

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Listen up! Or, put on a pair of Here One earbuds and drown out my babbling with their smart noise cancellation and wireless audio streaming systems. Here One says their the first earbuds of their kind able to incorporate:...

Shomer-Tec Laser Surveillance Defeater

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All some people (i.e., my girlfriend) want is for people to listen to them. All other people want is for people to stop listening to them. For the first group I can try to extend my attention span to at least 7 minutes...

Cannonball Beer Growler

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BOOM! Father's Day gift for Dad, done. And your sister will never think to pair cannonballs and beer like Terracotta Republic did with this sweet ceramic growler, so even if you lost Mother's Day to her, you'll definitely...

Brass Pineapple Shot Glass

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Absorb the wealth, luxury, and prosperity the pineapple symbolizes, along with the 2 ounces of tequila this pineapple holds. Just be careful where you slam it down when you finish - the hefty shot glass is made of 100%...

NeoChrome Fidget Spinners

$39 - $45 Sprinz Lab »

Nothing like a little spinning NeoChrome to kick off the day. And since I can't afford the finish for my tires - plus would never be able to see it in action anyway unless I, like, had my girlfriend drive up and down...

G2 Turbo - Wearable Fan for Back(pack) Sweat

$19 - $23 Kickstarter »

Part of me hopes the Presti G2 Turbo becomes the Little Crowdfunding Project That Could. Because I just saw The Goonies on cable for the 400th time, and this aerator of back sweat - what inventor Edwin Wang calls the...

Stasher Reusable Silicone Food Bags

$11.99 - $23.47 Amazon »

Stasher silicone bags help save the planet from piles of plastic waste, and your backpack from failed zipper strips and their squished-out sandwich mustard. Pliable and space-saving like a Ziploc, but reusable and microwave-...

Mini Smartphone Karaoke Machine

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Mini speaker. Mini microphone. Mini karaoke machine to Bluetooth-connect to my smartphone. This is going to make it way easier to entertain the other passengers on the bus to work. And prove my claim that I can recall...

Elbow Cassette Tape Player

Elbow recently completed a market test survey on their low-tech, ultra-portable concept that will revolutionize the way you play...uh...mix tapes. A clip-on arm with a pulley system, the Elbow cassette tape player spools...

SKINZIT Electric Fish Skinner

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Skin my fish? But, but--to quote my grandma when I said I didn't want to eat anything from bread crusts to chicken gizzards when I was a kid--that's the best part! The SKINZIT Electric Fish Skinner says it makes quick...

Amazon Echo Show

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Alexa! Show me the money! I don't know what will happen if you give an Amazon Echo Show that command; she'll probably be like, Sorry, I don't understand, which is pretty much her Echo audio version self's response to...

AeroBull Speakers

$699 - $1,999 Jarre »

Jarre loves them some funky speakers (remember the AeroTwist?) Their AeroBulls go canine with sound system design, turning French bulldogs into in-house HD and rechargeable travel speakers whose bark, I'd imagine, far...

8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen

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You don't need help figuring out all the shady and covert things you could use an 8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen for. So instead I'll provide a non-shyster list of its potential applications...

Jelly - The Smallest 4G Smartphone

$114.99 Amazon »

What is this, a smartphone for my smartphone? No? You mean I'm supposed to hold this Jelly, this...this...thing that's no bigger than a pack of peanut butter crackers, in my own giant manhands, and use it to talk and...

Cthulhu Titanium Bottle Opener

$80 A. Jacques »

Maybe Alex Jacques' interest in a Cthulhu bottle opener began with his interest in straight razors. The craftsman started out, and continues to forge, what he hopes you'll consider "the finest handmade straight razors...

Evoluent VerticalMouse

$79.99 - $159.31 Amazon »

Mouse, stop twisting my arm! The Evoluent line of mice has been around for 15 years now, but for those just feeling the onset of wrist and forearm fatigue from too much rolling and clicking, you can maybe put the kibosh...