Micro Blaster Q-Tip X-Bow
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- 50 lb. Mini Crossbow - $12.45
- Hammer Shot Pocket Popper - $9.75
- Hog Wild Toys Air Strike Catapult - $12.48
- Zing Air Storm Fire Tek Bow - $24.97
- Blast Off Fire Tek Rockets - $10.48
The dude in your office who always says to Ping me, brah! when that copy's done. When you're getting coffee? When it's time for Friday Feats of Strength in the conference room? Oh, it's time to ping him, brah!
Hog Wild's Micro Blaster is a pocket-sized crossbow that fires Q-Tips. Ha! Because ears are the perfect anatomical dart board! Why did no one think of this before? Even better, while balls-on accuracy with the Marshmallow Crossbow will give your target cavities, the same with the Micro Blaster will improve their personal hygiene.
The X-Bow loads with its included single-ended cotton swabs, which Hog Wild says will fire up to 20' for a skilled archer. Crossbow dimensions are 4" long x 3-1/2" wide x 2-1/2" tall. The package included 25 cotton swabs and a carabiner to latch the implement of office warfare onto your bag or belt loop for safe keeping.
Muchas danke to Technabob.
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