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Waterphone - Horror Sound Effects Instrument

$349 Amazon »

The waterphone. Those who hate scary movies might call it torture for the ears. Those who love them? Will call it their new favorite instrument...

Giant Inflatable Soccer Dartboard

Discontinued

Socc'er in the bullseye, kid. This giant inflatable soccer dartboard might not be as spooky as a 12' inflatable animated spider for the Halloween party, but it will hold all the boys' and girls' - and their parents' -...

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

$12 Amazon »

A must-read for every cat parent! How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives consolidates 8 crucial public service pamphlets into a clear...

Wooden Cat Pile Stacking Game

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This desktop-sized Wooden Cat Pile game is the only way I'd let another 6 cats in my house. The only! Do you hear that, She-Ra: Princess of Power? And agreeing even to that much is very generous of me. I can already see...

Anki Overdrive: Fast & Furious Edition

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Anki OVERDRIVE goes Fast & Furious with its Toretto-tinted edition, set to start shipping later this month. If you're not familiar with the Anki gaming family, meet virtual REAL-ality. A simple car racing game in fundamental...

A Die Hard Christmas

$8.22 Amazon »

Yippee Ki Yay! A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic is going to be on every kid's man's gift list this year. (Kids probably won't want it. They'll think the John McClane brand of killing and violence...

Vitruvian Man Action Figure

$69.99 Amazon »

A 4-armed, 4-legged Vitruvian Man action figure is going to be 4 times the fun to pose on my desk at work. And 4 times the trippy. In fact, factor in the naked and anatomically correct to his spider count of limbs, and...

Finger Cymbals

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Finger cymbals are going to be the next big thing for football season, plus sports fans and concert goers in general. They're like a less obnoxious cowbell - the refined man's cowbell. And like a cowbell, finger cymbals...

LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon 2017

$799.99 LEGO »

Start saving your credits and wupiupi. LEGO is dropping a new Millennium Falcon model - a 7,500-piece behemoth of a brick freighter - on October 1, 2017. Need a gift for a man? Particularly a man you'd like to make very...

Armored Leather Wonder Woman Costume

$875 UD Replicas »

Why simply dress up as Wonder Woman when you can transform into Wonder Woman corseted and zipped into custom sewn leather form-molded over motorcycle grade body armor? This UD Replicas creation isn't just a costume, it's...

This Book Is a Planetarium

$37.92 Amazon »

This Book Is a Planetarium picks up right where your homemade eclipse viewer skills left off. You don't even need an empty Rice Krispies box or aluminum foil. Kelli Anderson's collection of functional doohickies are all...

Litelok Flexible Bike Lock

$109.87 - $206.82 Litelok »

Flexible, lightweight, and inordinately strong, the Litelok could have been a gymnast, but decided to take the more practical professional route of becoming an anti-theft bodyguard for bicycles. The gold-rated bike lock...

Grammar: Know Your Sh*t or Know You're Sh*t

$12.95 Amazon »

Its not like anyone care about the rules of grammar no more, so Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You're Shit is really just a weak attempt to belittle and bully today's generation into going back a hundred years to learn...

F*ck, That's Delicious

$17.34 Amazon »

When I see the title F*ck, That's Delicious, all I can think of are the words, "Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!" I wonder if Action Bronson uses Jules Winnfield, or the Jules Winnfield talking action figure, as inspiration...

Giant Batman Batarang

$199.99 ThinkGeek »

A 4-foot Batman Batarang. I wonder if you could hang glide on that thing. I wonder if it would make a good frisbee. Or, at 4-1/2 pounds, a good World's Strongest Man chucking event...

QB54 - Lawn Chair Football Game

Discontinued

Get your tailgating season started as frikkin' early as NFL preseason with the QB54, an outdoor football game built around a pair of packable lawn chairs...

The Swiss Army Knife Book

$37.43 Amazon »

Need a gift for a man? It doesn't get any gift-for-a-manlier than The Swiss Army Knife Book and its 63 outdoor projects for a dude (or your mama, if that's how she rolls) to build with nothing but the most famous multi-tool...

Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, 1953-2016

$86.99 Amazon »

Did you know Marilyn Monroe was the first ever Playboy centerfold? It happened in 1953, and launched what would become Hugh Hefner's iconic Playmate of the Month title and spread. And I didn't know of this before. Clearly...

Mini Matchstick Revolver

$182.86 DHgate.com »

This mini model 304 revolver is a little pricey given all it does is load matches and go Bang! but if you're looking for a gift for a man, you really can't go wrong with a toy that...loads matches and goes Bang!...

National Geographic The Photo Ark

$18.76 Amazon »

Joel Sartore's photographic art encompasses the beauty, splendor, humor, and sadness of the animal kingdom in The Photo Ark: One Man's Quest to Document the World's Animals. Published by National Geographic, the book...

Rusticity Wood Balancing Game

Discontinued

"Sure, Squirt, we can read Goodnight Moon. Just as soon as you get these wooden pegs aligned and balanced perfectly on this rocking moon disc! No, not just a couple - all of them! If you're going to be a surgeon and fund...

Luke Skywalker's Landspeeder

$499.99 Radio Flyer »

My Episode IV A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker's Landspeeder hears the collective wail of all adult Star Wars fans and comes out with pre-order information for a second model of the replica X-34. One that supports weights...

Mattel Classic Football Game Keychain

$11.99 Perpetual Kid »

Mattel's handheld Classic Football gets sized for even smaller hands in this mini version of the iconic 70s game. Calling it a "keychain" is a bit of a stretch - unless you like stuffing keychains the size of Little Debbie...

Contropiede Transparent Foosball Table

$16,100 YLiving »

I wonder if the Contropiede Foosball Table's removal of color and opacity will make it easier or harder to keep my eye on the ball. (So I don't screw the game up for all the other kids who are trying to develop their...