Pizza Playing Cards
Pizza Playing Cards are delightfully saucy and cheesy and all, but come on. Is anyone really going to play a game of poker with them? I feel like even the person who buys them will give up on solitaire after a few tries at shuffling a deck of triangles. A deck of triangles that looks to have irregular edges, no less. Top it all off with some grated parm, chili flakes, and the distraction of staring at fat slices of pepperoni while you're trying to concentrate on a hand. Pizza Playing Card gameplay will make it a max 10 minutes before the players call it in favor of something better: a(nother) Domino's - Pizza Hut - Papa John's - CPK taste-off.
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