Exploding Kittens Card Game - NSFW Edition
Unlike run-of-the-mill kitten explosions, Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition contains content that is not suitable for your workplace or children. And even though no one seems to be saying it, I'm guessing a card game featuring cats going BOOM! is not appropriate for your kittens either. Unless you're trying to teach them a lesson.
Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition is for anyone who is "into kittens and explosions and boob wizards and sometimes butts." Basic gameplay entails players drawing cards until someone gets the Exploding Kitten, which takes him out in a ball of fire and fur with it. ... Unless! ... If the bomb-drawer has a Defuse card, he can save himself, and the ticking feline, using sophisticated Bond tools such as laser pointers and belly rubs. All Exploding Kittens cards that aren't exploding kittens serve to move, deactivate, or get the F away from them.
What makes the NSFW edition of the game NSFW is its delightfully crude, obnoxious, and politically incorrect artwork. Expect everything from farts to fornication. Expect a good time.
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