Dude's Must See Products for November 2020
Dude's must see products for November 2020 are all about your holiday gift-buying pursuits. Being generous, sharing love and thoughtfulness with others.
And zapping the bejeezus out of them if they get within 6' of your social distancing sphere.
Enjoy Dude's must see products for November 2020.
Note: products are priced as they were at printing. Pricing, and availability, are subject to change.
CRKT Provoke First Responder Morphing Pocket Knife
Whether you're warning someone not to provoke you, or getting ready to do some provokin' yourself, the CRKT Provoke First Responder is a morphing, karambit-style pocket knife at your service.
Designed by Joe Caswell, the Provoke First Responder is one of the first CRKT knives to employ Kinematic technology, a rapid blade deployment feature that makes the hawkbill D2 blade "lunge to action" at the push of your thumb, without compromising your firm grasp on the knife's 6061 T6 Aluminum handle.
The 17 Best Dirty Santa Gifts for 2020
My picks for the 17 best Dirty Santa Gifts for 2020 sees Dirty Santa preparing to release the Kraken. Dirty Santa pleased to show off one set of nuts while cracking another. Dirty Santa showing a preference to butts over boobies this year. And, in that vein, Dirty Santa fixin' to make a Dirty Sanchez.
Whether you drew names for a gift exchange, or just want to play dirty (Santa) with your Aunt Jan, here are my recommendations for the 17 best Dirty Santa Gifts for 2020.
iPhone 12 "L"
Apple tripled the iPhone 12's camera, but it took Matt Benedetto to show true genius and double the smartphone's entire design. Meet the iPhone 12 "L", a perfect fusion of two perfect iPhone 12s into an even more perfect communication, image- and video-capturing, and computing device. At $2,499, with 16GB of internal memory, and a 0% chance of fitting in your pocket, the iPhone 12 "L" is bigger, it's badder, and, most importantly, it's shaped like an "L"!
Dicklicious Penis Lipstick
I've seen lipstick on a penis, but Dicklicious is my first encounter with penis on a lipstick. I mean, unless we're talking dog penis, which when exhibited in a certain state goes by the colloquial name, "red lipstick," but in terms of human penis lipstick, nope. Dicklicious is the first I've ever seen.
16 Cool Gifts for Men in 2020
What makes this year's holiday gift list for men specifically 16 cool gifts for men? As I was putting the collection together, I noticed there's no cutting edge technology on it, no run-of-the-mill smart home or internet of things things. Sure, there's some standard "man stuff," like tools and kits and sports-themed products, but I think it's all just a little different. Standout. Cool.
See if you agree. Here's my roundup of 16 cool gifts for men in 2020.
Play-Doh Grown Up Scents
Geez, parents already struggle to keep their kids from eating Play-Doh, but now with Play-Doh's Grown Up Scents line, they're going to have to resist the temptation themselves. Well, at least when it comes to the Grill King smoked meat and Overpriced Latte coffee scents. Maybe the Lord of the Lawn fresh cut grass too. I do like to immerse myself in the smells of summer once winter hits.
Other fragrances in the Play-Doh's Grown Up Scents edition, which are all included in the brand's 6-strong multi-pack, include Mom Jeans (aromas of clean denim), Dad Sneakers (mmm, inhale that spankin' new New Balance rubber), and Spa Day (flowers 'n' zen you haven't felt since having kids).
18 Fun & Quirky Gifts Everyone Will Be Talking About
Some of these 18 fun & quirky gifts everyone will be talking about could double as White Elephant or Dirty Santa gifts, but most are legit presents for the holidays that are just a little less mainstream. And while you'll recognize some of their fun & quirky pop culture inspirations (Bob Ross, T-Rex) and will be able to find many of them in major retailers, none of these products are backed by million-dollar ad campaigns or viral social media posts, and none are likely to be something your recipient already has.
Taco Holder Butt Plug
Grab a Taco Holder Butt Plug and run for the b...ack door. I should be all Borat "I excite! I excite!" about Etsy shop Glow F**k Yourself's fetish toys - sex and tacos might be my two favorite things on Earth. But somehow a Taco Holder Butt Plug resonates as an unhappy paradox for me. Like how combining two really awesome things can sometimes make the result one of the worst, rather than one of the best things ever. Flip-flops and skiing, for example. Mustard and ice cream. Your wife and your girlfriend.
Plus it's like, if my wife is wearing the Taco Holder Butt Plug, I get to eat the taco, but I don't get to wear the butt plug. (And don't even get me started on the guilt trip I'd get about which taco I choose to eat.) But if I'm wearing the Taco Holder Butt Plug, then it's my wife who gets to eat the taco. Unacceptable!
The 17 Best WFH Gifts
A compilation of the 17 best WFH gifts should resonate with all of us. Whether you're doing the WFH thing yourself, or just know someone - or 30 someones - helping to take the world's work from home population to record-setting levels, I project WFH gifts are going to be piled high under the tree this year.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Mankini
Rudolph Mankini, reporting for sleigh-driving, eye-popping, nut-hugging duty! Christmas suit meets birthday suit in this jolly, Borat-approved (and sexy-time-ready!) men's thong. Ownership of the Rudolph Mankini means you can tell the host of any holiday party you're invited to - Zoom celebrations included - you'll be there with bells on. Two jingle bells, right at the nipple line, to be exact.
Social Distancing Zapper
What's the buzz? Yer keister, mister, when I Social Distancing Zapper ya for encroaching into my 6 feet of personal space!
It could be a joke, but no. This human cattle prod is real. Real and ready to Bzzzt! anyone who gets within 2' of its telescoping handle with a 4.5-volt shock. As the kids say, WCGW?