Dude's Must See Products for February 2021
Dude's must see products for February 2021 reflected a month of looooove. Lovely animal rings in every species from hippos to pugs. Brotherly love between Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and The Emperor, as they spend some quality time in the kitchen baking together. A lovemaking toy for men unlike anything ever
tested testes-ed before. And self-love with a desk toy for relieving anxiety, plus a wind-up toy that jacks itself off.
Oh, don't act shocked or disgusted, you know how we love around these parts.
Here they are, Dude's must see products for February 2021.
Dune Futuristic Rings
There are some cooooool cats over at Substance Jewelry making these Dune Futuristic Rings - and really all the rings available in the designers' Etsy shop. The abstract, futuristic shapes of the rings are all intended to house a "hidden energy core" unique to Substance in both design and execution. Expressed as honeycombed interiors, the idea conjures alternate universes and faraway planets, perhaps dystopian or post apocalyptic ones, where people hold supernatural abilities, or their very life force, in a ring that never leaves their finger.
Pick 'N Peel Stones for Anxiety Relief
Give your cuticles, dry skin, scabs, and nose holes a break. Pick 'N Peel Stones will provide the same type of release for your anxiety and antsiness without making you bleed or leaving a scar. Some of you pickers may have already channeled some of your stress and excess energy into a Pop It Pal. Thick of Pick 'N Peel Stones as the beautiful, and infinitely less gross, version of a pimple popping simulator.
E83: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) It's for a part of your body, but not, as the photo layout would suggest, your uterus and ovaries. (Yes, ladies, upside down, I know, I know.); 2) You hold its handles like a jumprope, but if you're using it, you're probably not doing any jumproping these days; 3) Its performance will not knock your socks off.
18 Clever Storage Solutions
Some of these clever storage solutions are simple, and some use sophisticated designs and technology to help you store and schlep your stuff, and tidy up your mess. Some of my nods of approval go to storage solutions that just get the job done, while others are works of art unto themselves that also happen to hold your gear and organize your clutter. I hope you enjoy them all, and can perhaps find one or two that will suit your own storage needs.
Penis Light Switch Cover
Tee-hee-hee! Or should I say, Pee-hee-hee! Here are some penis light switch covers for all the lovers and lovers-less out there who just want a romantic night with some of that D. This penis is down for some lights-off action, but also flicks right up if you want to get dirty with the lights on.
BloomingTables Living Furniture
Small Business Shoutout: BloomingTables Living Furniture. Based out of San Diego, BloomingTables designs coffee, console, and side tables, plus desks eager to "bring the beauty of the outdoors - indoors." Their simple glass-topped pine wood frames are plenty suitable for displaying your fine books, propping up your laptops, and holding your beers. But they're also ready to give life as a succulent terrarium. A microgreens garden. A vine jungle. A cactus forest.
Star Wars Parody Art Prints
What makes these Star Wars parody prints stand out to me is their more classic artistic style, and the everyday tasks their artists have chosen for their galactic subjects to engage in.
Imperial Baking Party gathers Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and The Emperor in the kitchen to collaborate on some lattice-topped fruit pies. Check out the last guy's footwear. And don't forget the fridge.
One of the Imperial Pupper prints shows us a poor AT-AT stuck inside at his owner's bay window, longing for access to the Stormtrooper mailman making his delivery at the curb.
A Mandalorian and The Hangover mashup bemusingly depicts a Stormtrooper and Mando in an elevator, the latter with Baby Yoda strapped to him in a front carrier.
Good After Nine Animal Rings
Didn't get that hippopotamus for Christmas? How about a Happy Hippo Ring instead? Those denied cats, dogs, snakes, cockatoos, koalas, and frog princes, Good After Nine has its finger on the pulse of your disappointment too. The jewelry shop offers up adorable handmade animal rings in dozens of different species as consolation to animal lovers who can't be animal owners.
Plus those who know it's better to show off their love of lions, tigers, and bears in ways other than buying an actual lion, tiger, or bear.
Plus the lovelorn still waiting for one of those stinkin' frogs to transform.
NOMAD Briefcase Grill & Smoker
This briefcase is smokin' hot! The NOMAD grill & smoker packs a charcoal BBQ grill and smoker into a pretty decent lookin', and ultra-portable 20.5" x 13.5" x 9.5" case. Open the carrier up to expose 425 square inches of cooking space, enough for around 15 burgers per side.
balldo - Ball-Dildo to Double Your Penis Count (NSFW)
"Make 2021 the year of ballsex!" Well, balldo, it's not the worst idea anyone's ever had. Plus, given all the horrible things 2020 was the year of, and the lackluster way 2021 has kicked off, a brand new ball-dildo that will instantly double the number of dicks a dude has, is certainly the most ballsy way to turn things around.
The Pocket Engineer Wallet Ruler & Unit Conversion Card
Created by Genius Lab Gear, The Pocket Engineer is a quick reference tool for STEM dudes and ladies that slips neatly inside a wallet alongside IDs, credit cards, and other plastic parallelograms. Use it for recalling basic equations and conversions during field work and lab work - particularly the kind that doesn't lend itself well to pulling out your phone or other web-connected search device - plus as a functional ruler, protractor, and angle drawing tool when you need a physical measurement or sketch.
E85: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) It might help you clear some things up; 2) It has the capacity to increase yours; 3) It has two uses, one of which is - cough, cough - kind of gross.
Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster
Who needs a Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster? I'll tell you who. Tired of working his cottontail off for weeks decorating eggs in elaborate patterns all the colors of spring, only to have a good third of them break before hiding them for hunts and tucking them into baskets, the Easter Bunny is determined to hoppity-hop prepared this year. His eggs will be under maximum protection, each locked in their own 3D-printed vault from the moment their dye is dry to the moment they reach their final grassy / fake grassy destination.
You too can protect your Easter Eggs, or just your hard-boiled snacks, with a Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster or two. The idea and design come from Chrisman the Great, who offers up his files for 3D printing the holsters free over at MakerBot's Thingiverse.
After Dinner Nipples - Mint Chocolate Boobies
Care for a nip of mint to cleanse your palate? ... And dirty your mind? After Dinner Nipples are mint chocolate boobie treats made in the spirit of After Eight Mints, and molded in homage to mankind's other favorite after dinner treat.
Those of you who like to keep abreast of the latest food trends probably know that After Dinner Nipples are just one of many human body party confectionaries available to you. And I'm not just talking Conversation Hearts and gummy feet here. We have Edible Anus Chocolates, After Dinner Nipples' male counterpart, After Dinner Willies, and for those with a hunger for revenge, Eat a Dick, an anatomically correct 5" penis available to send anonymously to someone you hate.
Death Star Planters
From Death...Star...comes life! These Star Wars Death Star-inspired planters from Storybrook Boutique are 3D printed into existence - well, exploded, decommissioned existence - in your choice 5" or 6" circumference sizes. And for ye seekers of Star Wars gifts for the fairer sex, or for a more colorful friend or family member, Death Star Planters also come in either silver or Hubba Bubba pink.
Jack Offerman Wind-Up Toy (NSFW)
Name's Jack, Jack Offerman. ... No relation to Nick. Well, then again, wind-up toy status notwithstanding, maybe this plastic masturbating master does have a few things in common with Nick. You'll have to ask his wife.
A great novelty gift or bachelorette party go-to, the Jack Offerman wind-up toy is jointed - no, doubled jointed! - to be able to pleasure himself in a variety of different positions. In fact, watching a wind-up toy choke his chicken is really only half the fun here. Turning his self-pleasure adventures into a game of who can pose him five knuckle shufflin' the best is where the true joy of Jack O. comes from.